i know i don't speak for all 15 of BSG, but as the resident professor and gaga-skeptic in the troupe, i thought it my duty to give ya'll some homo history realness without the target-endorsed pop music star that the west village would carry through the streets in an egg if she asked.
lonnnng before gaga brought soldiers to the MTV VMA's to protest Don't Ask, Don't Tell, let's not forget that some mean fuckin' queens had to fight for your right to Just Dance.
watch now as this fierce mama continues the struggle with her gender exploding performances of beauty, elegance, and grace.
wasn't that insightful and refreshing? I expect your 2 page response papers in my mailbox by midnight. now get to it, children!
BabySkinGlove . . . because you can't afford anything else.
2.22.2011
Tub Bounce
Feeling the xtra w8 of winter? Having trouble climbing on top of your partner bc there's just so many blankets on the bed? Sick of the sweater dress look? Don't be left out when you get to the club! Come shake ur booty with our girl VIVA @THE BODY ROLL! A 90s inspired dance aerobix dancehall club moves New Orleans cream work out! See ur sweat sparkle & bring pumps. Every Tues night at Triskelion Arts in Williamsburg, N11 st- continues @6:30pm thru March. Get sweat!
2.21.2011
That Sensation Down There
Our little art wonder Kanye has struck seizure gold again! Thanks to his lessons from us in iMovie, Kanye took a break from courting my cousin Kim and got to font mastering. Peep his new video for All of the Lights, a throw back to divas who have gone before us in glory (ie ANDY WARHOL & MICHAEL JACKSON). And just to answer your question, Kid Cudi's hiding his face in the middle because Rhianna dared him to and I think most people would follow the command of Rhianna in THAT top.
Speaking of those who have gone before us, guess who's back and looking so fucking fatty hot it hurts: BRITNEY! Ummmm who's the new queen of pulling everything cool from pop culture and reeking havoc on her cyber self . . . don't h8, Britney is earning the title FIERCE with this new microphone framed fame. (noted the zen tribute 2, thanx girl))))
2.17.2011
Upd8: She's a Pop Eater
Nicki was 2 upset 2 talk about it but we're not. Lil Kim has a bad case of the Lil Sister Syndrome of l8. She dropped a new mixtape (which btw she's charging $9.99 for, ummm Hey Bitch- Mixtapes Are Free[dom]) & it is totes ridden with "I can't deal with your fame, Minaj" jealousy. We're so not exxxagger8ing this time. Can you reek the beef?:
Black Friday is a thing already Kim, what are you, Canadian? But hey, we understand, Lil Kim was the pop-tit-princess and now BOOM all of the world became an ass man. Lil Kim just wants a lil attention. And her moves mite be cheap but she's still playing the game; we'll be in Barbados with our new BFFF Sir Huffington w8ing 4 Nicki 2 retali8 with a lil glitter and tonka. Please indulge in the sand piles with us...
a lil inspir8ion as u pak ur high-waisted bikinis!
Talk Shop
If you missed it on the big screen, here's our exclusive interview with REW&WHO yesterday!
2.15.2011
Better Late Then...
A day late but here's a little valentine love from me to you.
Hope that you gave some love to someone, even if it was just yourself.
Because if you can't love yourself, how and the hell are you going to love someone else.
Also because it's NYFW, here's a little blast from the past.
xolg
Hope that you gave some love to someone, even if it was just yourself.
Because if you can't love yourself, how and the hell are you going to love someone else.
Also because it's NYFW, here's a little blast from the past.
xolg
Bloggin it up
Is your cubicle feeling especially florescent today? We're here to help,,,,we know there's only (approx) thirty-ate consective hours of blog reading for you here and sometimes looking away from the pink can only make you want her more. We present to you 5 more BFFs who make/do/write/post things that r 100% fatty and totes NSFW. Peep this.
number one boygirl MAX STEELE
number one collection of boygirl fads aka worn in shoes ***confusing***alert***
speaking of faasioncz, let's get tween!
instead of the candy at the bottom of your purse, go 4 the eye candy here:
o not enough trash for you?
Step Back
After our millinary millin8ions last nite, it was nice to come home to 15 boygirls worth of a puppy pile. We dozed off reminiscing about our career beginnings as back-up dancers. This one's for all our stalkers! All of our love, BSG
2.14.2011
Independent VD
We won't say what every Hallmark-sucking mistress is whispering to your ex's voicemail rite now, instead we have some much needed strength for the day! Whether you're happily married or "happily" married, here's some uppers to keep in mind for the moment, please find your appropri8 match:
1. Swingin Single
9 out of 15 boygirls have pulled the old "I'm w8ing 4 some1" at a fancy restaurant on Valentine's Day, cried into their bread after no one showed, and earned that free lobster. Just sayin.
2. Recently Separ8d
Out with the old and in with the new! Those two for one meals are now ALL YOURS and you can eat ALL OF IT in front of the cats JUDGMENT FREE!
3. Engaged
Eat as much candy as you want- heshe put a ring on it & you can bask in the glow of that sugar 4 lyfe.
4. Permanently Coupled
You never have to worry about catching VD again! Unless you're in an open permanently coupled in which case, sale on trojans today!
5. Divorced
You never have to buy their sorry, lonely ass another fucking Hallmark card ever again!!!
6. Religiously Abstin8
Sale on vibrators at Ricky's this month! Please pray for us!
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Whatever you do, don't throw the baby's college fund at the pizza guy.
SPECIAL GRAMMY WEIRDNESS RECAP:
So while you were alone plus cats with that bottle of gin and barrel of poprox l8 last nite watching the Grammys, did you happen to catch
or
No? That's cool because the real show stopper was that cheek-tugger
(and wtf Apple's Mama singing?)!
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, JUSTIN, PLEASE CALL THIS GIRL BACK YOU ASSHOLE!
2.10.2011
2.08.2011
PAUSE 4 A LOVE MOMENT
(((BOYGIRL)))
(((AUCTION)))
(((ALERT!)))
keep scrolling bitches...
(((AUCTION)))
(((ALERT!)))
keep scrolling bitches...
Stop it. Just wipe that little anti-love scrunch off ur heart-felt face rite now. Now young ladyboy, you open up those batting lashes and slap on some romance make-ups because we're getting in2 love 4 a moment here.
BabySkinGlove recognizes all kinds of special relationships. Perhaps you have a particular interest in furry backs, or leather panties, or even your cousin. That's okay with us! We love love too! The magical powers of the BSG mamas know that deep down, even the coldest hearts need to bump emotional uglies sometimes. So brush off ur B.B.D., sharpen those valentine pencils, and enjoy this love moment.
Here's some inspir8ion from our Shanghai penpal Maleonn to get u thru those masturbatory thots at the office.
(dead arm plastic bliss)
(interracial swamping)
(velvet voyeuristic prowessing)
(even mimes can love!)
(be the next boygirl to get in our box)
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Okay now the fun part
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Not all of us at VVD are fully accepting our stars this month, that's why we're giving YOU a chance to join the club . . . thru the bedroom door! Newly single Professor Flash wants YOU to take him out on the town!Okay now the fun part
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All you have to do is write in with your best d8 description to babyskinglove@gmail.com and the Momager with Skinglove at hip will decide who gets to take this lovely looker out for a pantless stroll! That's rite, the winner of our VDay auction will get an intimate BabySkinGlove dinner d8 and surprise voyage with the 14 boygirls plus one on the arm!After you've wiped away the drool, pee, cum, and sweat from excitement, HOLLA babyskinglove@gmail.com!
value: infuckingvaluable
2.07.2011
Age 50 Stunner
Model: Joan Nolan*
Photographer: Bailey Nolan
1st Assistant: Wesley Flash
2nd Assistant: Brunella Nolan
Stylist: Skinglove
*all Millinations by Bailey Nolan for BabySkinGlove
What is the internet anyway?
It's so funny, I was just asking myself the same question, I mean really what IS the internet? It sounds so ridiculous sometimes! No phone lines, no wires, just signals in space? Traveling to some sort of warehouse server magic land? So there's a physical space and a metaphorical space? So it's the same thing as money? Or as heaven? Is this conversation somehow fatfobic? I feel a quarter-lyfe crisis approaching. I mean, BabySkinGlove understands almost everything and we can probably always have the Human Resources dept do some extensive google image searches if we don't but man, this is like Huckabee level philosophy here . . . let's all get back to the pool.
In other news, look who black and blued all over the Superbowl yesterday, our very own Xtina Fit!
2.06.2011
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