BabySkinGlove

BFF Uberlimina

2012-01-29T12:08:00.004-05:00

Indulge your sensuality in the nicest thing our BFF Uberlimina has ever done!

www.enpregnitech.us

Shant We All Get Back on the Horse?

2012-01-24T17:20:00.006-05:00

VIRAL FLASH

2012-01-22T17:58:00.003-05:00

???able msging

2012-01-22T10:58:00.007-05:00

remember when nicki was all "im going to surprise this youtube sensation on the ellen degeneres show and take these young girls on a shopping spree & sing along with them to my song that has a line about coke in it"? here's your revue:

well now the female weezy has released a video for her new track "stupid hoe" on our blog.
*note this video could most definitely induce seizures, butt envy, grrlrage, makeup inspir8ion, new sexual appetites, and excessive single word use. **also does ne1 else notice the direct clitoral reference when she's wearing that CUNTY gray top???

all bets are on boygirls -- when will miss sophia grace cover this one and make her own video on America's Next Top Toddler and Tiara Rap Star?

Dry Shampoo & Coconut Snow

2012-01-21T13:57:00.007-05:00

Hope you've been reading your homework!

Click here &Meet An interview with yours truly in the futurepresent <3

Growth

2012-01-20T17:03:00.006-05:00

O hey American girl, it gives me so much hope for our future with people like this making statements and Howdy Doodies at department stores. Thanks Riley!

Who says teens aren't stockpiling answers for us.

stylelyfe icon

2012-01-20T16:21:00.007-05:00

beyond her twitter discourse, the interwebworld got a deep peek into courtney love's safespaces recently.

Behind the Clothes: Courtney Love

you can really tell she's learned sumthing about the fascionz and the herstory along the way.

after coming out of the closet, miss love also showed off the rest of her nyc townhouse digs. we were most impressed with the altars and mood board, of course. feast your eyes on some of these inspir8ional shots by peter murdock below.

birthday blessings

2012-01-19T19:36:00.007-05:00

because celebr8ing dolly

is a chance to celebr8 us (her biggest fannnz!)

here's a video retrospective of the divine miss DP.

PRAIRIE WYVES (ing/ish)

2012-01-17T15:27:00.013-05:00

Get in our line-up fans, knights& vixens! It's that time of year again when dressing gets confusing and all your funds drop into that vac8ion haus in the deep south you bought online and have yet to decor8te properly. We're here to help guide you not only through your tv troubles but str8 through that faascionz sensing as well. Since Cancer signs are at an all time high and the moon/Saturn cusp is getting really scary let me introduce you to beige. Hopefully this will be one of those moments for you like seeing a Ray_Johnson diagram of breast types at an off shore gallery and suddenly your breasts make sense again. #WeKnowATrendWhenWeSeeOne. You're welcome. xoB12 (reinvented)

PRAIRIE WYVES

: PRESENT8ION A COMMENTARY :

-in beige

Faasioncz/Lyfestyle : BabySkinGlove
Photos : Dixie Parden

Now that you're moist, here;s a tragedy that will stop the flow. Monogamy might be stressful but Utah is downright dangerous. Note this is a written warning, #inspir8ion.

plz mr. butch mechanic?

2012-01-16T14:14:00.002-05:00

we're all suckers for an actorslashmusician...

the matriarch can sing!!!

2012-01-15T18:33:00.005-05:00

we knew our favorite MILF had some performance art tricks up her designer sleeves.

PREACH!, mama. we love OUR friends, too!

astrological inspir8ions

2012-01-13T19:10:00.004-05:00

did ne1 else feel the wolf moon in cancer at full force last monday?

how 'bout friday the 13th, too?

hopefully you topped that shit

and drip drip dropped with our new boygrrlbear friend!

My DaughterSon

2012-01-12T18:10:00.003-05:00

Lord knows BabySkinGlove is no stranger to the toddler pageant world with our own Lil Baby winning over four LA crowns last semester. But meat Alana, a fierce competitor with impressive goals to stop fatfobia, pump up the jams, eat the enemy, and unfortunately destined for rehab. I know all my children are going to be e.x.a.c.t.l.y like this. (Babies are so in right now.)

Get More: TV Shows, Full Episode Video, Reality TV Shows

It's All About the Side-Braid

2012-01-10T11:48:00.003-05:00

A fine example of children, cardboard, and color blocking.

Please 4give the anthological discrimin8ion.

#BlueIvy

2012-01-10T10:18:00.002-05:00

It's our understanding that in typical male fashion, Jay-Z left the scene of his new baby's birth to record her a song. We're only forgiving him because the song induces waterworx like woah. It is inevitable that this new baby will be spoiled in ways that week, poor, feeble minds can't even begin to imagine like cribs made of Egyptian gold and couture diapers. B- if you ever need a baby[skinglove]sitter you know where to find us.

Overdose Warranted

2012-01-09T17:55:00.004-05:00

Rebels on the Pussy Loose

2012-01-07T16:17:00.006-05:00

O do we have a story for you! The newest BSG recruit (if you're reading this Carmen, totally call me) made a serious statement last week in a "museum" in "Colorado." No one is really saying whether she acted out of "violence", "rebellion", "intoxication", or "love" but we think it was probably a mighty fine statement on all fronts.

In brief, she took off her clothes and gave a Clyfford Still painting a golden shower. Hot.

I mean, I won't speak for the whole world but I think most people alive are confused about the true differences between a museum, a strip club, and a bathroom in this day and age. And who hasn't at some point or another experienced a small tinge of objectum sexuality? One thing's for sure though, BSG is totally against not using your manners and if this boygirl was raised to pee on art then she was most likely a straight A student and the National Honer Society is A-Okay.

NOTE: The yellow line in the professional image above represents urin8ion. Duh.

The Original YMCMB

2012-01-06T10:59:00.013-05:00

BSG book club is totally up in Cleopatra: A Life right now.

Common misconception #1, Cleopatra was made-up of modern day Greek roots not Egyptian...crazy right?! Amid the haze of incest (she married both of her brothers and her parents were siblings), drug abuse (not including venom), slavery (#EthiopiansOppression), torture (sexy + not sexy), and jealous sex scandals---- that bitch was one H[ard]A[ss]M[otherfucker].

We also had our past lives read recently and although the spirit guide seemed a little hazy about her door 'n lock system, Cleopatra is definitely in our lineage (no surprise). So let's learn from our Queen of the World style icon a few things such as gold, eyeliner, rockstar fans, haute couture everything, and decked out mansions the size of cities. Who better to make us mad about the East than the Queen Elizabeth herself&what better time than January to celebrate layers of headdresses and cloaks galore while keeping our underlayers buttery and olive-oiled.

$2,012.00

2011-12-31T19:44:00.002-05:00

KIT 4 NYE XO,BSG

HEROYNE ADDICTION: MYRA

2011-12-29T18:22:00.010-05:00

BabySkinGlove is launching a new make-up line (Wet 'n Wildyfe) with the 1 'n only queen diva

MYRA

of Herbanluxe

We met double-taurus Myra at a star-studded power conference in Brooklyn this past December. All the hot young innov8ors were there including JTT & Lourdes. She wooed us with her homemade powders and glitter bombs/She makes her own mascara I'M NOT EVEN JOKING! And she was graceful enough to grace us with a quick run down of her presentfuture for the blogspot. Please take a moment of inspir8ion,,,,

1. What is your sun/moon/rising sign?

(April 24, 1970...Sun: Taurus / Moon: Sagittarius / Rising: Taurus (Venus)

2. If you could be one [deceased] person from history who would it be and why?

Being that I grew up in Puerto Rico I identify strongly with women from my little, beautiful island of Borinquen. I would be Luisa Capetillo she was a labor organizer who fought for worker's and women's suffrage in Puerto Rico.

3. If you were an animal what animal would you be and why?

I'd be an elephant as they are representative of my current life. Female elephants live their entire lives in a tight knit group of mothers, daughters, sisters and aunts (resembles my life 100% as I come from a very large family of women).

*. What's your favorite mathematical symbol?

I'm an algebra geek and I would have to say that x is my favorite symbol. It's an unknown variable that you have to try and figure out. This little variable can change your path just as in life there are so many variables that we need to figure out and decide upon.

Stay tuned for more colour and words of wonder from our dream crush and her magical lashings.

Gayme Nite!

2011-12-29T11:07:00.003-05:00

jessie j (aka the twin to our very own Viva), with a little help from katy perry (she's a co-songwriter) prove that a good game of domino's isnt just for old people...

peep those FASCIONZ!

in others news, did you know katy perry has a cat named kitty purry?

Boxing Shmoxing

2011-12-25T23:26:00.008-05:00

MERRY MERRY my little snow-shoe-bunny-pryncesses! If you didn't get everything you wanted 4 xmas, set your hangover (II) alarms to 9am and get 2 the mega mall 4 BOXING DAY 2moro! We're stock piling our sportswear for our boygirl scout outwardbound adventure in January, a gr8 way to start the new year. Peep our duhmazing wishlist of family friendly splendour.

School Day

2011-12-24T00:31:00.001-05:00

Ima Read Ojay Morgan real fast. We suggest you do the same.

blessings & light

2011-12-22T13:17:00.010-05:00

winter solstice, hanukkah, christmas, yule, advent, xxxmas -- call it whatever you want -- the time of magical altars and seasonal GIFs is upon us. have you built yours yet? for best results, be sure to follow babyskinglove's 5 simple steps to create the altar of your dreams. now, let that yule log warm your extremities as you welcome back the light.

1. decorate your altar with winter greens and foods of the season (root vegetables, apples, pomegranates, citrus, latkes, christmas cookies, cinnamon). 1a. add a pentagram or 2 for good measure!

2. since it is the festival of lights and we aim to both welcome back the sun while shining a light into our own hearts, candles are the reason for the season. be mindful though, her flames can get the best of us so do not leave fires, presents, or beds unattended.

3. leave something that has died - quite literally in the form of bones or skulls or dolls or genders. alternatively, write down something you wish to discard and leave behind in the new year like a dream youve seen through or a boygirl you once loved or a wish... leave it on the altar or burn it in the candle flames. (careful though!)

4. always trim the altar tree alongside your best friends with your tits and bits out.

4. no christmas tree? any man and your stockpile of construction paper will do!

5. even with all those pretty lights, instagraming your holiday creations does not always make memories brighter.

hey babyskinglovers, send us YOUR holiday altar photos and we'll publish 'em LIVE right here on the blog as we puppypile couchside awaiting the birth of our lord jesusanta christ! get 'er dun, MARY.
txt us! babyskinglove@gmail.com

xmas cheer from BSG Boston

2011-12-22T10:54:00.005-05:00

when the stress of the holiday sends you spiraling & your solstice party turns sloppy, at least you're still a housewyfe with the best gift at the yankee swap.

new boigurl alert!

2011-12-21T20:50:00.005-05:00

we found this tasty treat on our last midnight internet troll. puppy pile around the boobtube and give hir's dancing gams a gander!

careful, sickies!

2011-12-21T20:34:00.005-05:00

with flu season in full swing, its probably time you dust off that neti pot and up your whiskey intake to beat the cold and lonely winter...

careful tho, babyskinglove's resident wetnurse cautions that neti-pot users have been DYING FROM INFECTIOUS AMOEBAS in the water they've been shooting through their noses. can you even imagine? all that street jizz and our damn neti-pots could do us in first?

syst3rwyv3s 3D

2011-12-16T17:54:00.004-05:00

Preparing 4 the Lady Train

2011-12-13T11:36:00.006-05:00

The puppy pile is back in actions this weekend! Pile on the photoshoots, faasioncz, interviews, body rollin, & meat pickin! We'll be flashing birthdays left and right, I'll save you some gingerbread fatties.

But NOW while the pomegranate hair dye sets in, what 2 wear- begin pink frock fetish, please send samples.

German Daydreamz

2011-12-12T18:51:00.016-05:00

I was just sitting here thinking about my lack of leather and my excess of pleather and then I started doing some phone time with google and all of a sudden I found myself standing in the backyard covered in something that resembled cumin with seven hooded boygirls and a whole lot of tulle.

Needless to say it's just another Monday night of PBS acryllix & Anita Berber really knew how to rock a head tilt (I have so many good things to say about head tilts.)

(FACT! Did you know that in the twenties in Berlin it was a common fetish to eat a hot omelette off a naked prostitute? I think they called it egging or something. Such perverts.)

MONDAY DRAG MOMENT!
Two chix who ALWAYS deliver your German wet dreamz are our loving dreamers

Laura & Kindra, crushes from heaven~~~

If life were a stage they'd be this girl to the pope. And if you're lucky they'll play with your hair. Don't be too jealous either, they're really good at sharing! Now accepting don8ions of flights to Berlin for 2012. What's a New Years without some sinning.

(FACT! All of Western Europe loves the colour dark green.)

Glitter Puke meats Lash Bra

2011-12-12T08:34:00.001-05:00

Eat ur <3 out pop stars.

SPIRIT SPITTIN

2011-12-11T15:03:00.009-05:00

Thank you to all of our loyal fans who came out in the snow breeze yesterday to be blinded by the glow of our holiday spirit.

Our profit was unimaginable and our connexions innumerable.

Look at all the happy sexy disciples already!

Missed the fair? Don't worry! We still have tons of ideas in our pockets!

PRIVATE PERFORMANCE EXPERIENCES

are a perfect gift for the avant garde friend and we have nine available in three packages:

STYLE

make-over, glamour shot, what's ur season, #trends, acrillyx
HEALING

sisterhood, detox, sage, talking stone, advice, vitamins, spirit cards
V.I.P.

nite out, pick-up tips, spandex, cocktail specialty, hipster etiquette
$50 for 1-3 boygirls

email babyskinglove@gmail.com to get urs 2day!

This year, instead of making a ten page list of wants and needs, try to be thankful for all the things you have already like not living with your parents! Or if you do live with your parents maybe you have unlimited texting! And access to a full fridge!

Meta Monroe

2011-12-08T13:19:00.013-05:00

There's a new movie out about Marilyn Monroe but DO NOT TELL NE1!

I will not be a spoiler alert but it's ASHAME of a movie...

ASHAME of a movie by definition has nothing to do with the actors or the execution of the plot (both boringly successful) but rather the integrity of the entire concept. Marilyn Monroe is the same person as BabySkinGlove and if this movie were made about me post death I'd be recollecting my cremation bits just to take a nap.

This movie is what happens to good people when a bunch of old horny men try to redirect an important plot. It's just kinda ASHAME. My Week with Marilyn is just kinda sorta an exploitation of her exploitation which makes it kinda sorta meta and therefore blog worthy.

I'm not sure who you're supposed to empathize with in the film, every character is swallowing diamonds, but it was definitely set in England because some genius in production knew it was ASHAME.

Note: good d8 movie, plenty to talk about & lots of cleavage.

Predicting Divorce; A Dissert8ion Disecting Marry the Night & Gaga's Recent Erectile Dysfunction

2011-12-06T11:23:00.012-05:00

Obvious Confession: In the past Gaga and her sexy voice have always made us feel very sexy. She made popular and acceptable all the CFWG (care-free-white-girl) choices we made living in NYC so we/I see our/myself in her not because we/I wanna be her but because I, BABYSKINGLOVE, ACTUALLY am in some ways her, she just got famous first because she threw pop songs into the mix.

I admire her stupidity and her bravado- how she speaks of herself like she's a super hero or how she really believes that she invented performance art like she really really believes that. I can support. And so far she has impressed me simply because of her company. Her aesthetic is ultimately approved by me. Her shows are inspired by our shows. She keeps her offensive comments to a minimum and she supports teenagers which we obviously applaud. I wouldn't even say that her fashion voice-over [in Marry the Night (sic.)] bothered me because if we're gonna sell out we might as well do it for Calvin Klein since McQueen's not around to make quality commercials with her. But suddenly she's sinking back into this NY pride bit, back to her please look at me days.

For a hot sec there when she was in her pothead/[H]OM(o/e) moment I thought hey this kid is onto something and soon enough she's gonna at the very least send me a thank you card. She was tapping into something other worldly, like you could almost have mistaken her for a Japanese ten year old. And that egg thing at the MTV awards, let's not deny...genius. So now, I dunno maybe she suddenly caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror, got turned on and decided, o shit I should just use my body that'd be easier! Or maybe she's running out of ideas that are faasioncz, all in all she's gone limp. I think someone in her department said hey we don't have enough straight male fans, get on the crazy girl look and boom, Marry the Night. Even Edge of Glory had more realness behind it and that was pathetic.

But whatever rip off slash bad management slash diva move she's pulling here, it still doesn't make me dislike her. I could jam to Gaga all night (party on) but what really does it, what REALLY shows her true fame whore colours is the Terry Richardson bit. Don't team up with rapists yo, you can lose your lesbian support real damn fast. And if you're gonna team up with rapists and make a whole book of pictures with him, at least do it with a scandal in mind so it outshines the Kardashians which btw Gaga, you're losing the popularity race according to the tabloids, I haven't seem you in months in line at CVS. I'm almost certain that who ever was her spy that had access to my emails is someone I see a lot less now (AHEM BIRTHDAY) because the BabySkinGlove amazingness is lightyears beyond hers.

xob(sg)

LOUISE BOURGEOIS IS TRULY HIP HOP

2011-12-06T10:20:00.000-05:00

JFK's ASS. WAS SEXY SAD FUN

2011-12-04T10:23:00.018-05:00

(Jackie O: Style Icon: Leo)

"On November 22 1963 I was but a zygote wish for my mother's first uterine occupation but on November 22, 2011, BabySkinGlove changed everything for me. JFK's ASS. has ketchup stained the memory of the birth of a child and the afterdeath of a nation."

-Wesley Flash, Founder of the National Revewe

A long long time ago (I can still remember how)
That ketchup used to make me smile
&I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

Just like all those people at Artery...

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away.

"I wrapped my body to the wall and slowly shifted

my head around the corner. We locked eyes. My first mistake of the night.

I pulled back, no one should have seen me. She stalked me around the room. Who was she?

She shadowed my every move, perhaps she was under the impression that the "party" she attended

was a pop-up sleep-no-more? I found cover, ducking behind patrons, she stood opposite, mirroring me.

Keeping low to the ground, I darted across the room, she was quick on the chase. She wiped

around the corner, now I locked eyes with her and moved in close, with a sharp tone and daring

conviction, I snapped "who sent you??? why are you following me??? who sent you???"

She swallowed hard, her response was stuttered. 'Oh! Um, No one, I was here alone.

And had nothing better to do.'"

-Lee Harvey Oswald

Little John John would still like answers to the following: Have you seen my dad? Do you want a candy? Are you a liar? Are you a coconut? GET AWAY FROM ME! Have you seen my balloon? Have you seen my dad?

Although they supported my political platform, they avoided blood on their hands. -JFK

JFK is dead; You're Welcome.

FYI: Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

Mood Board

2011-12-03T11:51:00.004-05:00

sprouting little forest gummies 2 end the year craftcycle

NEVER B4 RELEASED SORTA

2011-12-02T12:13:00.002-05:00

I don't care what you say about her appropriated meats uninspired style and lackluster eye glaze, girl understands a play-on-wurds YUM

Industrial PolyBlend

2011-12-02T11:03:00.008-05:00

it's craft time, zoo-goobers.

we'll mostly be looking at ourselves in DEC ELLE PG 130,

&xmas shopping!

It's all about the right gift this year. Need some suggestions? /// No problem! Here's a quick list of toys to buy for all your loved ones 201(1/2) from [Drag] Mama to [Baby] Daddy that BSG happens to be kitchin and stitchin away at today. Email babyskinglove@gmail.com for colour orders, discounts, and intentions.

SNOODS!

(puppy not included) (purple fanny pack also not included)

POMPOMS!

All the rage in LA, perfect for that girl on the go with impeccable faasionczense whose already got lots of her own designer shit- a pompom is fascsion from the heart.

TREE-TOPPERS!

Xmas or not, a felt goddess should straddle the tip of every plant in your home! We use all environmental non-conformity products to make more products just for your playboy cuteness so the ones you love can open their gift and make indecipherable squeals!

OR EVEN...
PRECIOUS MOMENTS [PRINT-UR-OWN] INTENTION CARDS!

because everyone has intentions, and some of them should be printable. Let's go all the way back to 1st Communion boygirls.

Let Your Garden Grow

2011-11-29T15:06:00.011-05:00

Recently, a young boygirl (we'll call them Sissy) came to BabySkinGlove hoping we could help calm that universal insomniac hanging in the air like a Xtina Aguilera shaped cloud, the gr8 question of:

PUBIC HAIR

The child waxed poetic (get it?) about the startling contrast between the hairy pits and the hairless cracks of the hipster movement in the Greater New York Area. You can read more of her well appraised diatribe here and judge for yourself, or can just listen to me.

Dear Sissy, I think you are forgetting the number one rule of the universe and that is vagina. If someone doesn't like your hair then someone needs to spend sometime locked in the basement. BabySkinGloveBush ranges from purple hearts to leopard seals but one thing all of us puppies have in common is we do whatever we fucking want. Here are some examples of acceptable and unacceptable pubic piles (I'll let you choose which ones are good|bad) from psychic celebrity cooch sightings this year:

We have also come to find out that our dear Marina is a Brazilian frequent flier . . .

As the heated rage regarding her "abusive & exploitive" MOCA gala flares on, we ignored the

PROS & CONS

to skip the more important question, why the hell weren't we invited?! Lord knows we're a party in the pants and we always pack our manners DUH. I guess she WON'T be getting these sweet birthday cupcakes from us.

Anyways don't worry little one, whether it be dolly smooth or forest full, mounds and bunts come in all shapes and sizes. In/at the end [of the night] you just have to find someone with a fetish for yours. And if you can't find your match, give us a call for personalized pussy make-overs and Siggy style matchmaking tips! exes and ohes

Adopt a Puppies & Kittens

2011-11-28T22:46:00.006-05:00

4 Downs

a session of Kitty Football

as seen through the lens of Dixie Parden

&under the microscope of BabySkinGlove Mama [or] BB Fellini

(from the closets of VillaVulvaDiva)

ad memoriam of Dolly Parton, Birthday Sex, and the Kennedys

D.A.R.E.

2011-11-23T15:31:00.004-05:00

bye bye Addy, hello (again) Alice!

*DONT DO DRUGS!

POP POP

2011-11-22T10:34:00.005-05:00

RIP JFK, JACKIE O, & ANDY WARHOL

JFK ASS. (in technicolor) REVEALED 2NITE

@Artery Gallery

(singin this will be the day that i die)

Everybody Loves An Heiress

2011-11-22T10:07:00.012-05:00

Daphne Guinness (Scorpio) needs a sandwich no doubt but she sure can make those 82 pounds of hers look fatty.

Recently BabySkinGlove took a little field trip to our alma mother FIT to peep the closet of one of our favorite beer babies. After a few backwards coats and a dozen non-faux costume jewels we weren't even trying to steal anything.

The most wonderful thing about Daphne's closet was that it actually felt like Daphne's closet- lots of mirrors, flattering lighting, shoes covered in bruises with ample inspir8ion to go around and around in our little assassinating heads. You could smell the hobnobbing amongst the plastic capes and armor.

We highly recommend you either go see Daphne's toys, seance Isabella, or at the very least attempt a plastic cape of your own.

Also stay tuned 4 our red carpet screening of her python fetishizing ^^^

Another Day, Another Japanese Dollar

2011-11-20T14:25:00.003-05:00

Dress ups at VVD got our heads all wrapped up in feathers and fabric YUM.

WHAT'S 4 BREAKFAST?

2011-11-18T11:17:00.001-05:00

don't live ur lyfe grrrl, unless it's just like a movie

2011-11-17T12:26:00.005-05:00

when the cats wake you up at 4am & the dishes from last nite's dinner are still dirty in the sink & ur sleeping on a couch in a place you used to call [h]om[o]/e for the 3rd week in a row, CSS and my new theyfriend SSION remind us that it does get better cause we're all really living our teenage dreams.

Niffenegger

2011-11-16T13:24:00.003-05:00

Fire time @VVD ~ Invite only

Featuring Audrey Niffenegger and her Incest

public cervix announcement

2011-11-16T13:04:00.006-05:00

this is why your mama sez:

DON'T DO DRUGS

Pill Boxes & Stalagmites on the BRAIN

2011-11-16T12:54:00.004-05:00

feel free to full screen and fuck to this next treat:

since dis keeps stealing our popstars, i call dibs times ten on Zola Jesus mmmkay! also, if you're feeling dancey oops i mean since you're feeling dancey cool down with some rx lines of icicle dust----

Edna Purviance

2011-11-14T11:11:00.005-05:00

PHOTO STORY INSPIR8TION

LOVE, BB FELLINI

(HEY CHARLIE HEY)

Mega Pregnancy Boobage Warning

2011-11-14T11:06:00.002-05:00

hey, it's better than her last THREE videos gawd.

Colour Faasionz: Moment

2011-11-13T21:19:00.003-05:00

pedo-important

2011-11-13T16:04:00.001-05:00

Who Just Said Tumblr Bitch

2011-11-13T14:22:00.003-05:00

I Heard Blogs Died

2011-09-02T12:34:00.002-04:00

@billycheer ZOMBIE BLOGGING (just like they did in the olden days)

LØØK of the hour

2011-09-02T02:52:00.001-04:00

Lisa's Legacy

2011-08-24T15:26:00.001-04:00

Lisa Frank	UCBcomedy.com

Watch more comedy videos from the twisted minds of the UCB Theatre at UCBcomedy.com

this lady knows what I'm talking about

2011-08-11T12:41:00.002-04:00

ART THOUGHTZ: The Female Gaze, with Special Guest Tamara Suber (NSFW)

I didn't know Will Smith had sons!

2011-08-01T23:24:00.002-04:00

140 characters is more than enuff shawty...

In the REER

2011-08-01T12:41:00.007-04:00

Ain't no party like a west coast party topped with Dolly Parton, white limos, champagne, & nipples! One really awesome thing about LA is that you can always wear 8 inch heels because you never have to walk more than 10 yards to do anything. We return from our field trip dollars lighter and faasionz fuller and we even got the glitter bombs past security!

We roll out 10 deep in cuntry style bitches. Woopsies!

Many thanks to our proud sponsors Our Lady J & Delta Work! It was a drag-filled private show strip that would've made any haus mama proud.

We'll see you soon. Gud9.

Løøk Øut LA

2011-07-19T13:50:00.008-04:00

Even without little miss purple pack we're hustlin to fit all our trends in one bag! Watch out west coast because the entire puppy pile is about 2 invade and we're bringing faasionz mega with us. We're covering all the bases including eyes,,,, panties,,,,, and lips (top&bottom) !!!

It's girlboys vs. boygirls this trip as the 70s flows battle the 50s leather trims. We're going group this time with puppy punch hacksaws galore. You won't even know whose foam is whose anymore!

Don't let the colour scheme fool you, the petal pushers are just as willing to climb in2 the dollar bin as the bulldykes. Let's hope we can get all of our hair past security...

I'm gonna be faithful to my Bette's and my Gretta's so long as I can fit the curlers in the bead bags and vice versa. See you on the flip side fatties! xxxbsg

R.I.P Purple Suitcase

2011-07-18T22:00:00.009-04:00

It's the end of an era boygirls...

After two years of faithful service and pure devotion, our beloved purple suitcase has found her end. The strains of our last show were too much for her, her death was untimely and she will never be 4gotten.

She brought us joy in despair,

comfort in loneliness,

wisdom in our youth,

& rayned love 4 all.

You were always just a corner of a snapshot away . . . you remain in our earths, fires, winds, & waters for shows now, futurepast, and finally.

Rock* Diaries

2011-06-23T12:22:00.003-04:00

Did u miss our fame interview with the one and only REW STARR?! Well, here's ur front row repeat ticket. Turn her up fatties, we're choking on glitter in our speeches, yum.

Renaming the Baby 2day

2011-06-13T09:10:00.006-04:00

PROPER USE OF GLASS--->

Gaga's not the only one in posthumous meetings with McQueen, after we made a Met appearance last week, every ghost from Queeny to Marilyn have been making room in the puppy pile for inspir8ion. We called Koh for advice but his machine was fucking full.

Meanwhile back on twitter, Yoko and Cher r duking it out to see who can be the kookiest kook to get kooked on. All this kooking obvs made Rayn miss us so thank you PS1 for our private screening and lots of Kmart kisses. Don't miss the show boygirls, it'll be as loose as your God mother!

We're planning to merge our outfits with out Maid of Honor duties. Don't worry, we'll bring TrashHeapInLatin a dress too! xxx

The Futurepast

2011-06-12T07:26:00.003-04:00

All I ever hope to procre8 and more is this child: a 1991 Robert Jeffery and his amazing homage to the Queen Mother Madonna. Watch and learn they teach the bitches at nursery school to inspire mega !!!

Cat Connexion

2011-06-11T07:45:00.002-04:00

As we head 2 werk with RAYN, we've all got love on the brain. If you happen to be moved by this girl or her devout love of cats feel free to reach out to her with ur own tearful vid of joy. If only she wasn't so blond we'd be all up in this recruit.

My Wife is so HOT

2011-06-03T23:18:00.001-04:00

Raja must've misplaced their audition tapes...these girls were really looking forward to the video shoot.

Prepr8ion

2011-06-03T21:21:00.007-04:00

Yet another Bushwick Open Studios has arrived...

Don't 4got 2 not b square from 1-6 Sat&Sun!

All is quiet over here @VVD as we prepare for 2moro's sessions...

Getting our outfits spraypainted and digging for the perfect cheeses...

Training the animals to SELL SELL SELL!

&Won't you be surprised when Lindsay shows up to help Neve!

Blessings

2011-06-01T23:52:00.004-04:00

2day, BSG acquired two more Gemini children...they flock to us. We're very excited to do this unembaddable thing to them. But as the dinner table keeps filling up, we want to remind you that having sex can in fact lead to pregnancy and even more mouths to feed so maybe don't call this Megan Amran number unless you are b4 or after the stages of procre8ion:

However u can always make them dance off if they multiply...

Hero[ine]

2011-05-24T12:22:00.001-04:00

When's the last time you let the Queen B move you 2 tears?

New Colour Scheme

2011-05-23T23:57:00.001-04:00

GOAL LOOK.

Gucci Fendi Louis Prada

2011-05-22T23:12:00.002-04:00

Gawd teens r 2 cool 4 school sometimes. I h8 it when young bitches raid my closet like they're my little sisters or something. We minnie moused it years ago so I guess I'll let the hopscotch twins borrow my acrillyx 4 like a min.

4 the kitties

2011-05-22T12:23:00.001-04:00

<3 Auntie Rayn

Cuntry Living

2011-05-22T11:48:00.007-04:00

Get ready 4 the dinner party of a lyfetime complete with bloody china, fruit cups, the harvest, and child brides.

Follow 4 the Future

2011-05-20T22:08:00.002-04:00

This is a really sweet message from Jillian Mayer to her unborn grandchild.

My only question remains: how is she represented and we're broke?

Blast from the PresentPast

2011-05-20T14:11:00.004-04:00

Here are two videos from Brooklynites who know how to channel the 80s rite! Enjoy the zentastic dance party in your 3rd eye/lyfe.

Also get dressed 4 THIS:

Reminissssin

2011-05-20T09:48:00.003-04:00

Somethings are 2 l8 2 remember but somethings r 2 fuckin pretty 2 4get. Get ready 4 the show boygirls...

Free Time

2011-05-19T10:58:00.004-04:00

This blog post was post to you by daily internet wonders across the world. Please enjoy the cutes and consider going GLUTEN FREE!

(warning: this first video is a little yucky)

(warning: this last video is stupit cute)

MEATLOAF INSPIR8ION MOMENT

2011-05-18T13:48:00.005-04:00

Don't let the weather make you feel grey, get romantic on that couch! Spruce up your inside moments with a little outside beading, leather, and lipstick. Here's a video from our European counterparts, you know, the ones we're always poppin bottles all over. Hope it does to you what it did to our BFF Meatloaf: INSPIRE !

O and if that doesn't do it, we received this beauty in our BSG inbox 2day:

The Inbred Hybrid Collective

I don't know if they're on the gud guys or bad guys team but we want a play d8,

CALL ME INBREDS babyskinglove@gmail.com!

Lil' Wayne's new Lady Gaga

2011-05-17T21:28:00.007-04:00

Porcelain Black

Str8 off the pole of Detroit's classiest strip club, Porcelain's reppin' CMYM so fresh like. She'll fingerfuck her mouth for the camera while her posse eats all the catering.

[OBSE]SSION!

2011-05-14T18:22:00.003-04:00

SSION

2NITE!

SEEKING NON-MINION

2011-05-13T16:59:00.005-04:00

We have some really big ideas on our pl8s @ the moment and some really hairy animals in the oven.

So quick show of hands, who wants to have the best summer ever? O! You! Well! Here's how you can:

WE NEED AN ASSISTANT

Check out the ^^^ craigslist add and spread the word. You should be at least as cute as this:

And here's our love moment of the day featuring one of our favorite hats...

Eastern Euro Fetish

2011-05-11T23:14:00.000-04:00

How can anyone resist their Russian freshness! Kazaky is basically the Eastern European N'Sync with better clothes and moves of Beyonce status. A swoon for all ages, please fuck on the dance floor to this song. You're welcome!

O and this is happening 2moro,,, jealous?

BOOTY///NEWBIES

2011-05-11T17:55:00.000-04:00

I bet a lot of you have been wondering where BSG has been these past few weeks. Well, we all took a little time to work on our side careers. You know . . . nail art school, ballet, punk bands, romance novels, infomercial promotions, etc. We now have two exciting finds to report back to you after the puppy pile reconvened so pull up those panties and get ready to get summery all over your thighs:

1. Here's one hipster we're not sure if we love or hate and that means we love her. ACTUALLY HUIZENGA is coming to an art park near you. If you're reading this Huzie, we totally wanna make a play d8 and measure our pets with you if you them pix. Sing it!

2. After her debut leaked all over VVD, we've got the exclusive video to premiere right here of one ass that never ever stops. ***LADY*** Don't mind her voice or her bad extensions, she's worth her weight in spandex and glitter eyeshadow. (You mite wanna put the kittens to bed before you press play.)

Happy Bel8d Mama's Day!

2011-05-11T14:40:00.000-04:00

Message 2 the Publick

2011-05-08T20:28:00.000-04:00

Bedroom Speak

2011-05-07T10:36:00.001-04:00

We woke up this morning dry as could be thanks to this one big happy family who sang us to sleep last nite! Don't fite the urge to sing a long.

Buy Organic

2011-05-05T08:23:00.002-04:00

Is anyone else excited about more options showing up at the farmer's mrktt?

FARM FRESH GIRL from CLIIT on Vimeo.

yumz

Keep dreamin

2011-05-03T10:47:00.006-04:00

There's art to be had in Chelsea 2day... Pipolotti Rist strikes again!

With a cuntry in shambles and a confusing moment in fashion colour schemes, Annie L is here to say it all for us, to brighten up those camel nudes, to tone down those monotones, to bring feathers back to our hearts. Don't just smell the fresh cut flowers, snort them until they grow out of your head boygirls and remeber, if you mess it up, just cover it in glitter and turn the lights down and it'll all be okay!

& speaking of dreaming, here's a midday lullaby 4 all u bearbacks

UBER useful advise for Fatties in Heels

2011-05-01T15:52:00.005-04:00

For all y'all stubby-legged ladies who reject converse, here are some tips from a woman in booty shorts about how to walk in those 5" $tilletos.

We All Have Soiled Souls

2011-04-28T19:40:00.001-04:00

this fatty is almost as acting talented at ke$ha!

Using dollar $igns in ur name make$ u more $ek$y

2011-04-28T19:22:00.004-04:00

Pope Productions

2011-04-28T11:21:00.003-04:00

Here's a short diddy for you from Mr. Fit. Enjoi!

FIXED from Tim Whitney on Vimeo.

Bringin It Bak 2 God

2011-04-27T16:39:00.002-04:00

Just a littke kick back to the Easter Hangover to get stuck in your head:

And a whole lotta CUTE ROULETTE to follow. xobsg

GUD FRY-DAY

2011-04-22T21:00:00.003-04:00

BOYGIRLS AND GIRLBOYS -- BSG's own leatherati wesleyflash has just met his future pastime!

BRB GOTTA GO RECRUIT THESE QUEENS!

Check it OUT

2011-04-18T18:25:00.002-04:00

Please follow these instructions for the proper way to use the Mac store.

Cutting!

2011-04-15T09:33:00.010-04:00

"Don't let your hair lie on your neck, it's ugly. Cut it short or put it up."
-- Stella Reichman, Great Big Beautiful Doll (1976)

It's time to say bye bye unliberaton and let those curls hang loose and SHORT. Get a haircut hippies! Can't you see that short hair is so in...from the thrift queen Winona Ryder to the BabySkinGlove dolls, we can all use a little neck breeze as the weather [sort of] gets warm. At a loss for styling options? We're here to help! Get some inspir8ion from our friends at google who sent us these beauties and feel free to reply with pictures of your own cuts! Pay attention to glamor kids.

NOTE: Bess here is feature displaying the flowbee cutter.

P.S. We'd like to mention that Gwenyth Paltrow was omitted from our list not because of her iconic haircut but because she's decided she's a cuntry singer and that sort of makes her a bitch (in respect of Dolly) you know?

Get Art

2011-04-12T18:06:00.007-04:00

While BSG is busily fingering her keyboard, here's sum art 2 c if u've been feeling a little uninspired l8ly:

Laural Nakadate Only the Lonely @PS1

I would advise you NOT to take your father to this perverted little experience. Although we got a little tied of her pretty-little-face, we were happily disturbed by Laurel's perversity.

Sleep No More @W27th St Chelsea
If BSG had $10,000 we'd have done this too. It's like a museum for your dreams. Plus everyone's talking about it so you have no choice but to shell out the obscene price tag to stay cool.

NOW LA! Art in the Streets @MOCA
Support the 80s!

You just missed the apocalyptic Eiko&Koma Naked @Baryshnikov Center an apocalyptic nest of feathers, sand, tin, water, and bodies. They'll be in Dublin next, we recommend telling your foreign aunts.

NICKI+BRITNEY SEARCH GO

2011-04-11T13:35:00.005-04:00

NICKI+BRITNEY=LYFE

Not only are they sleeping 2gethr, they're also touring 2gethr!

It's confirmed boygirls! Get your tickets 2day!

Just keep your eye on the prize.

(foto by BabySkinGlove SORTA)

And if you've lost your mind, stay clam and follow this advice, it helped our boygirl Wesley find the missing crystal, BSG tested & approved!