Grab Tite Deep

There comes a time in every boygirl's lyfe when she realizes what she lives for...sometimes it's ca$hmoney, sometimes it's a pet, but most of the time it's all the other boygirls who swim in the same puppy pile. Here's a peep of the peepshow you may or may not have missed on Friday nite. From left to rite blow kisses to Vivaraptor, Woolly Moaneth, Trisexatops, 99Centsosaurus, Trannysaurus Gams, and Miss Fiturassic aka BabySkinGlove Dinorama Girls Gone Extinct! I bet you've never been more saddened slash got blue balls from extinction.

HIDE YOUR BABIES WHAT WHAT!

Now I know you all read the Enquirer so let's just address those rumors rite now.

Western-Bound Birthday Sex Kidnapped by Birthday's Boyfriend,
Moan of Arc Falls in2 Arms of a Dixieland D-Lite!

All lies...watch out punk rockers, you're about to meet your Granola crunching match out in Colorado as Birthday Sex begins her Western Wear invasion via Red Box launching her temporary solo career, pop-rap-punk album release expected mid-June. Here's a positive message she sent us from the road last nite. Don't you 4get it.