If you didn't wake up at 3(pm) and don't have a couple new stitches you did not have a Gud9.
We did. Here's a little reminder if you forgot (after all those roofies, I think we forgot a thing or two too):
*RAYN! New years pixxxxxxo
*Kissed everyone at midnite including the Goddamn Lizard enemies, sorry God.
*God aka a Puerto Rican family with a little autistic girl named Ivana coming from church picked us up on Bushwick Ave and swept us away into the God-fearing nite.
*Free $150 Proseco in Soho!
*Spanx after party:no one knows how to make a str8 man uncomfortable like we do.
*Sunrise Bronx or Bust!
*This bed fits 16 comfortably.
*Corsettes are returnable.
Meet us for brunch, BabySkinGlove's treat. xo
