Follow 4 the Future

This is a really sweet message from Jillian Mayer to her unborn grandchild.

My only question remains: how is she represented and we're broke?

Blast from the PresentPast

Here are two videos from Brooklynites who know how to channel the 80s rite! Enjoy the zentastic dance party in your 3rd eye/lyfe.

Also get dressed 4 THIS:

Reminissssin

Somethings are 2 l8 2 remember but somethings r 2 fuckin pretty 2 4get. Get ready 4 the show boygirls...

Free Time

This blog post was post to you by daily internet wonders across the world. Please enjoy the cutes and consider going GLUTEN FREE!

(warning: this first video is a little yucky)

(warning: this last video is stupit cute)

MEATLOAF INSPIR8ION MOMENT

Don't let the weather make you feel grey, get romantic on that couch! Spruce up your inside moments with a little outside beading, leather, and lipstick. Here's a video from our European counterparts, you know, the ones we're always poppin bottles all over. Hope it does to you what it did to our BFF Meatloaf: INSPIRE !

O and if that doesn't do it, we received this beauty in our BSG inbox 2day:

The Inbred Hybrid Collective

I don't know if they're on the gud guys or bad guys team but we want a play d8,

CALL ME INBREDS babyskinglove@gmail.com!

Lil' Wayne's new Lady Gaga

Porcelain Black

Str8 off the pole of Detroit's classiest strip club, Porcelain's reppin' CMYM so fresh like. She'll fingerfuck her mouth for the camera while her posse eats all the catering.

[OBSE]SSION!

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2NITE!

SEEKING NON-MINION

We have some really big ideas on our pl8s @ the moment and some really hairy animals in the oven.

So quick show of hands, who wants to have the best summer ever? O! You! Well! Here's how you can:

WE NEED AN ASSISTANT

Check out the ^^^ craigslist add and spread the word. You should be at least as cute as this:

And here's our love moment of the day featuring one of our favorite hats...

Eastern Euro Fetish

How can anyone resist their Russian freshness! Kazaky is basically the Eastern European N'Sync with better clothes and moves of Beyonce status. A swoon for all ages, please fuck on the dance floor to this song. You're welcome!

O and this is happening 2moro,,, jealous?

BOOTY///NEWBIES

I bet a lot of you have been wondering where BSG has been these past few weeks. Well, we all took a little time to work on our side careers. You know . . . nail art school, ballet, punk bands, romance novels, infomercial promotions, etc. We now have two exciting finds to report back to you after the puppy pile reconvened so pull up those panties and get ready to get summery all over your thighs:

1. Here's one hipster we're not sure if we love or hate and that means we love her. ACTUALLY HUIZENGA is coming to an art park near you. If you're reading this Huzie, we totally wanna make a play d8 and measure our pets with you if you them pix. Sing it!

2. After her debut leaked all over VVD, we've got the exclusive video to premiere right here of one ass that never ever stops. ***LADY*** Don't mind her voice or her bad extensions, she's worth her weight in spandex and glitter eyeshadow. (You mite wanna put the kittens to bed before you press play.)