I had a dream last nite that you and BabySkinGlove made out...doable?
(One.) Gr8 news! PeeWee is back on stage! We'll be flying out for a very special private viewing next week care of Miss Yvonne. She's lending us her little pink plane. You're welcome to come along for the flight! Just send a signed copy of your pilot's license and a photocopy of your genitals, God given or hand sculpted, to babyskinglove@gmail.com. Little known fact, PeeWee used the inside of our brain to film the opening scene of his Big Adventure:
(Two.) Many of you have been very concerned about Moan's broken nail; thank you for all of the cards and fruit baskets! No more tears, the problem has indeed been remedied...
(Three.) An Assignment:
How many of you out there have had a horrible break-up? had your heart broken? been spit upon? stepped on? left at the bottom of the stoop? been down trodden and totally trodded up? We feel you...and BabySkinGlove is here to help. With St.Valentine's Day fast approaching, we have a wonderfully witchy cleansing task for all of you out there with t-shirts still damp from tears (or blood). Take a look at all the text messages between you and your last boo. If you have a fancy fone (which I know you do) there's a search function for this, figure it out. Anyways, type them all up and clear those texts from your life. Take a good hard look at your textual punctuation. Take a good hard look at how many times you refer to pitbulls or casually mention spray paint. Learn a little something about yourself because, Hunny, you are so much better looking than them it's almost retarded.
Warning it may feel like this but only for a sec:
Also, feel free to send a list of those awful exes to babyskinglove@gmail.com and we will not only ban them from BabySkinGlove love but likewise publicly embarrass them right here just for you <3
We've got so much coming up when we get back from Miamuary you're not gonna even remember how to fuck so sit tight and you know what I mean by that.
(Five.) Oh and one last note, a little plea, BabySkinGlove wants to put your logo on our bodies. We need some car dealership/gym membership sponsorship. Any suggestions, donations, or direction will be rewarded. Help us make money so you can keep riding these gud vibes!
NOTE: available for private performances and honeymoons xo
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