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Showing posts with label anal sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anal sex. Show all posts
2.17.2012
Real Lyfe Jobs
I know those bastard children @DIS are in on this genius attempt at fame... this show is gonna be the RuPaul Downton Family show of the decade.
2.02.2012
mirror on the wall(confessions!)
"Lookin at me now I can see my past
Damn I look just like my fuckin dad
Light it up, thats smokin’ mirrors
I even look good in the broken mirror
I see my momma smile that's a blessin
I see the change, I see the message
and no message could been any clearer"
prolific rap powerhouse lil wayne has just released a new video for his track "mirror" featuring bruno mars and lets just say it looks like someone's been going to church!
i could go all judy b on youz and decuntstruct the body or sumfin but lez be real i just wanna talk guts. weezy packs quite a bloody punch to the whole affair, doesnt he? *trigger warning for sharps & blood!
its like he's after my own gay heart. considering 2 his explicit use of hanky code (RED HANKY RITE POCKET[anal fisting, NBD], see also MAROON HANKY RITE POCKET[bleeder]), it seems lil wayne has entered a revelations chapter. welcome to the club weezy -- it gets better!!!
stone love weezy, I FEEL YOU! gmail me!
11.23.2011
11.30.2010
today's morning wood is brought to you by:
check out this new video for her track, "the way you love me," which features beautiful women holding huge guns, some DAMNGUD dance moves and a whole lotta pussy-talk.
c'mon - start your day right.
9.17.2010
4.03.2010
Excuses Excuses
I was bored.
I was married, and you're supposed to.
It became habit.
It was the only way my partner would spend time with me.
I wanted to stop my partner's nagging.
I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
Someone dared me.
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
I wanted to defy my parents.
I was slumming.
I needed another notch in my belt.
It was an initiation rite.
The person was famous.
The person was a good dancer.
The person had beautiful eyes.
The person had a great sense of humor.
The person bought me an expansive dinner.
I wanted a job.
Someone offered me money.
I'm addicted to sex.
My hormones were out of control.
I was tired of being a virgin.
I wanted to feel closer to God.
I was trying to reaffirm my sexual orientation.
It's considered taboo.
I wanter to get rid of aggression.
I was physically forced.
I was verbally coerced.
I was seduced.
I wanted to humiliate the person.
I wanted to give someone a sexually transmitted disease.
I was feeling lonely.
I wanted the person to love me.
I thought it would help me trap a new partner.
I was ovulating.
I wanted to get rid of a headache.
I thought it would help me fall asleep.
I wanted to keep warm.
I wanted to burn calories.
I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps.
It's my genetic imperative.
I was curious about my sexual abilities.
The person smelled nice.
I realized I was in love.
I wanted to change the topic of conversation.
From a list of 237 reasons people have sex, according to a poll conducted by University of Texas psychologists Cindy Meston and David Buss.
Why do you do it?
I was married, and you're supposed to.
It became habit.
It was the only way my partner would spend time with me.
I wanted to stop my partner's nagging.
I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
Someone dared me.
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
I wanted to defy my parents.
I was slumming.
I needed another notch in my belt.
It was an initiation rite.
The person was famous.
The person was a good dancer.
The person had beautiful eyes.
The person had a great sense of humor.
The person bought me an expansive dinner.
I wanted a job.
Someone offered me money.
I'm addicted to sex.
My hormones were out of control.
I was tired of being a virgin.
I wanted to feel closer to God.
I was trying to reaffirm my sexual orientation.
It's considered taboo.
I wanter to get rid of aggression.
I was physically forced.
I was verbally coerced.
I was seduced.
I wanted to humiliate the person.
I wanted to give someone a sexually transmitted disease.
I was feeling lonely.
I wanted the person to love me.
I thought it would help me trap a new partner.
I was ovulating.
I wanted to get rid of a headache.
I thought it would help me fall asleep.
I wanted to keep warm.
I wanted to burn calories.
I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps.
It's my genetic imperative.
I was curious about my sexual abilities.
The person smelled nice.
I realized I was in love.
I wanted to change the topic of conversation.
From a list of 237 reasons people have sex, according to a poll conducted by University of Texas psychologists Cindy Meston and David Buss.
Why do you do it?
1.13.2010
Theme Song
This is a love song because I'm in love.
If you aren't having sex by the end of this video, you need to both get your heart checked by your gynecologist and also drink some BSD...
If you aren't having sex by the end of this video, you need to both get your heart checked by your gynecologist and also drink some BSD...
1.08.2010
Part One of a Two Parter
Gud Morning our lazy/famous/glitz/God-fearing/Zen fans!
I had a dream last nite that you and BabySkinGlove made out...doable?
(One.) Gr8 news! PeeWee is back on stage! We'll be flying out for a very special private viewing next week care of Miss Yvonne. She's lending us her little pink plane. You're welcome to come along for the flight! Just send a signed copy of your pilot's license and a photocopy of your genitals, God given or hand sculpted, to babyskinglove@gmail.com. Little known fact, PeeWee used the inside of our brain to film the opening scene of his Big Adventure:
(Two.) Many of you have been very concerned about Moan's broken nail; thank you for all of the cards and fruit baskets! No more tears, the problem has indeed been remedied...
(Three.) An Assignment:
How many of you out there have had a horrible break-up? had your heart broken? been spit upon? stepped on? left at the bottom of the stoop? been down trodden and totally trodded up? We feel you...and BabySkinGlove is here to help. With St.Valentine's Day fast approaching, we have a wonderfully witchy cleansing task for all of you out there with t-shirts still damp from tears (or blood). Take a look at all the text messages between you and your last boo. If you have a fancy fone (which I know you do) there's a search function for this, figure it out. Anyways, type them all up and clear those texts from your life. Take a good hard look at your textual punctuation. Take a good hard look at how many times you refer to pitbulls or casually mention spray paint. Learn a little something about yourself because, Hunny, you are so much better looking than them it's almost retarded.
Warning it may feel like this but only for a sec:
Also, feel free to send a list of those awful exes to babyskinglove@gmail.com and we will not only ban them from BabySkinGlove love but likewise publicly embarrass them right here just for you <3
We've got so much coming up when we get back from Miamuary you're not gonna even remember how to fuck so sit tight and you know what I mean by that.
(Five.) Oh and one last note, a little plea, BabySkinGlove wants to put your logo on our bodies. We need some car dealership/gym membership sponsorship. Any suggestions, donations, or direction will be rewarded. Help us make money so you can keep riding these gud vibes!
NOTE: available for private performances and honeymoons xo
I had a dream last nite that you and BabySkinGlove made out...doable?
(One.) Gr8 news! PeeWee is back on stage! We'll be flying out for a very special private viewing next week care of Miss Yvonne. She's lending us her little pink plane. You're welcome to come along for the flight! Just send a signed copy of your pilot's license and a photocopy of your genitals, God given or hand sculpted, to babyskinglove@gmail.com. Little known fact, PeeWee used the inside of our brain to film the opening scene of his Big Adventure:
(Two.) Many of you have been very concerned about Moan's broken nail; thank you for all of the cards and fruit baskets! No more tears, the problem has indeed been remedied...
(Three.) An Assignment:
How many of you out there have had a horrible break-up? had your heart broken? been spit upon? stepped on? left at the bottom of the stoop? been down trodden and totally trodded up? We feel you...and BabySkinGlove is here to help. With St.Valentine's Day fast approaching, we have a wonderfully witchy cleansing task for all of you out there with t-shirts still damp from tears (or blood). Take a look at all the text messages between you and your last boo. If you have a fancy fone (which I know you do) there's a search function for this, figure it out. Anyways, type them all up and clear those texts from your life. Take a good hard look at your textual punctuation. Take a good hard look at how many times you refer to pitbulls or casually mention spray paint. Learn a little something about yourself because, Hunny, you are so much better looking than them it's almost retarded.
Warning it may feel like this but only for a sec:
Also, feel free to send a list of those awful exes to babyskinglove@gmail.com and we will not only ban them from BabySkinGlove love but likewise publicly embarrass them right here just for you <3
We've got so much coming up when we get back from Miamuary you're not gonna even remember how to fuck so sit tight and you know what I mean by that.
(Five.) Oh and one last note, a little plea, BabySkinGlove wants to put your logo on our bodies. We need some car dealership/gym membership sponsorship. Any suggestions, donations, or direction will be rewarded. Help us make money so you can keep riding these gud vibes!
NOTE: available for private performances and honeymoons xo
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