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beyond her twitter discourse, the interwebworld got a deep peek into courtney love's safespaces recently.

Behind the Clothes: Courtney Love

you can really tell she's learned sumthing about the fascionz and the herstory along the way.

after coming out of the closet, miss love also showed off the rest of her nyc townhouse digs. we were most impressed with the altars and mood board, of course. feast your eyes on some of these inspir8ional shots by peter murdock below.

Lisa's Legacy

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Independent VD

We won't say what every Hallmark-sucking mistress is whispering to your ex's voicemail rite now, instead we have some much needed strength for the day! Whether you're happily married or "happily" married, here's some uppers to keep in mind for the moment, please find your appropri8 match:

1. Swingin Single

9 out of 15 boygirls have pulled the old "I'm w8ing 4 some1" at a fancy restaurant on Valentine's Day, cried into their bread after no one showed, and earned that free lobster. Just sayin.

2. Recently Separ8d

Out with the old and in with the new! Those two for one meals are now ALL YOURS and you can eat ALL OF IT in front of the cats JUDGMENT FREE!

3. Engaged

Eat as much candy as you want- heshe put a ring on it & you can bask in the glow of that sugar 4 lyfe.

4. Permanently Coupled

You never have to worry about catching VD again! Unless you're in an open permanently coupled in which case, sale on trojans today!

5. Divorced

You never have to buy their sorry, lonely ass another fucking Hallmark card ever again!!!

6. Religiously Abstin8

Sale on vibrators at Ricky's this month! Please pray for us!

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Whatever you do, don't throw the baby's college fund at the pizza guy.

SPECIAL GRAMMY WEIRDNESS RECAP:

So while you were alone plus cats with that bottle of gin and barrel of poprox l8 last nite watching the Grammys, did you happen to catch

Gaga's attention-seeking brilliance

or

her new single, a club version of TLC's Waterfalls slash a tribute to Aretha Franklin?

No? That's cool because the real show stopper was that cheek-tugger

Cee-Lo coupling with the muppets

(and wtf Apple's Mama singing?)!

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, JUSTIN, PLEASE CALL THIS GIRL BACK YOU ASSHOLE!

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recently, momager has been pushing us dolls to be more open to experiencing LYFE. like real LYFE, not real(ity tv) lyfe -- which apparently includes indulging in that crazy little thing called love. Ohmygod she like just won't shut up about it! & okay we admit this winter has made some of us a lil empty-hearted but c'mon. everybody knows that deep down in there we're all just a bunch of hopeless romantics who wanna roll around in bed listening to pop music & making out with hottie cyborg girlboyz. so get into it, baby! its ZEN!

Excuses Excuses

I was bored.
I was married, and you're supposed to.
It became habit.
It was the only way my partner would spend time with me.
I wanted to stop my partner's nagging.
I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
Someone dared me.
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
I wanted to defy my parents.
I was slumming.
I needed another notch in my belt.
It was an initiation rite.
The person was famous.
The person was a good dancer.
The person had beautiful eyes.
The person had a great sense of humor.
The person bought me an expansive dinner.
I wanted a job.
Someone offered me money.
I'm addicted to sex.
My hormones were out of control.
I was tired of being a virgin.
I wanted to feel closer to God.
I was trying to reaffirm my sexual orientation.
It's considered taboo.
I wanter to get rid of aggression.
I was physically forced.
I was verbally coerced.
I was seduced.
I wanted to humiliate the person.
I wanted to give someone a sexually transmitted disease.
I was feeling lonely.
I wanted the person to love me.
I thought it would help me trap a new partner.
I was ovulating.
I wanted to get rid of a headache.
I thought it would help me fall asleep.
I wanted to keep warm.
I wanted to burn calories.
I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps.
It's my genetic imperative.
I was curious about my sexual abilities.
The person smelled nice.
I realized I was in love.
I wanted to change the topic of conversation.

From a list of 237 reasons people have sex, according to a poll conducted by University of Texas psychologists Cindy Meston and David Buss.

Why do you do it?

Theme Song

This is a love song because I'm in love.

If you aren't having sex by the end of this video, you need to both get your heart checked by your gynecologist and also drink some BSD...