Buy Organic

Is anyone else excited about more options showing up at the farmer's mrktt?

FARM FRESH GIRL from CLIIT on Vimeo.

yumz

Eating for 15

God morning boygirls! Don't forget, breakfast is the most important meal of the day and you're [probably] not living with mommy any more so food fites are considered socially acceptable. So stick a bullion cube in the showerhead, butter up the toilet seat, and put cayenne in the soap, it's a fatty-themed April Fool's Day!

I'm Having a [Faasion] Moment

Sorry just needed a fix; next moment: remember when Gaga was fat?

VillaVulvaDirections

recently, momager has been pushing us dolls to be more open to experiencing LYFE. like real LYFE, not real(ity tv) lyfe -- which apparently includes indulging in that crazy little thing called love. Ohmygod she like just won't shut up about it! & okay we admit this winter has made some of us a lil empty-hearted but c'mon. everybody knows that deep down in there we're all just a bunch of hopeless romantics who wanna roll around in bed listening to pop music & making out with hottie cyborg girlboyz. so get into it, baby! its ZEN!

FULL MAD MOON MEN

GET YR WITCH ON, HEATHENS!

tonite's full moon in the sign of aquarius is a reminder that we should howl towards the sky to thank the mother goddess, hold close our inner witch, and watch the season premiere of mad men to remember the days of good fashion, stiff drinks all day, closeted homosexuals, smoking indoors, and housewives shooting guns.

Party is Canceled

80 lbs!

That's the size of our smallest member, Olivia. Or how much weight I've gained this winter on my sabbatical.

After Skool Special!

Just in case all you little fatties out there sitting on your pink stained cot with all of your fatty cats were wondering, YES, this is actually our mother debuting her edumacational youtoob show, it is from her tit we suckle and grow:



And just like all good big-breasted foreign-made Mamas, she also makes a killer MEATLOAF! How could we have taken so long to introduce Daddy! Hard to live up to a man like that boys *DADDY ISSUES ALERT*!



First 59 seconds=pure fatty genius.


Special! BabySkinGlove's 1980's pop guest appearance!


remember kids, if you have sex in a car you have to get married. TRUTH