iZONE Plz

See you for 20 minutes on frisat. xx

Growth

O hey American girl, it gives me so much hope for our future with people like this making statements and Howdy Doodies at department stores. Thanks Riley!

Who says teens aren't stockpiling answers for us.

It's All About the Side-Braid

A fine example of children, cardboard, and color blocking.

Please 4give the anthological discrimin8ion.

Boxing Shmoxing

MERRY MERRY my little snow-shoe-bunny-pryncesses! If you didn't get everything you wanted 4 xmas, set your hangover (II) alarms to 9am and get 2 the mega mall 4 BOXING DAY 2moro! We're stock piling our sportswear for our boygirl scout outwardbound adventure in January, a gr8 way to start the new year. Peep our duhmazing wishlist of family friendly splendour.

We're So Proud!

It's finally happened!!!

Lindsay Lohan's Little sister has come out of the prepubescent closet and opened wide! She proudly announces her album debut on iTunes next monday (note: this post is 8 months l8). As her spirit animal and mentor, BabySkinGlove could not be more excited about the Lohan's future and all the money this will bring to Lindsay's rehab fund.

#goodtambourineuse

Get out of bed and dance.

Sesame Street Upgrade

Thank goddess this is what my 13-18 year old cousins are growing up with:

What's hotter than TEEN MOM and gay clubs on Glee you ask? TEENAGERS!!!! BabySkinGlove welcomes her newest little tween-offsprings to the club. Watch out world, we just got a little more illegal and a lot more full of freaks (rumors are true, we have a married person too...) So brush off your NDHS blazer and fill those lungs with some pep rally spunk, Decembarribean is gonna be all about reliving puberty and Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister again!

now that lindsays back in the slammer

we thought it only necessary to pay homage to her jam-packed-with-hits career!

*official mug shot july 19, 2010, year of our lord*

exhibit A: kidzstardumb

The Parent Trap, 1998 (RIP Natasha Richardson)

exhibit B: teenstardumb

Mean Girls, 2004

exhibit C: popstardumb

chk out the dance sequence @ 2:40!!!

then she was a lesbian with this dyke

(thank goddess!)

then she processed that break-up like a lesbian with that other dyke

...wait did she do NEthing else?

JK!!!!!!!

linzee -- we know yr like totes tha most famous & we looooove yr spray tan (for serious) plus those leggings you hawk make our fattie thighs look so lean 'n clean. annnnd like ohmygod you are SO FUNNY when you do things like internet date or shoot murder porns and baby you shud put all 15 of us to work cuz we could clean that house for you like whoa and all youd hafta give us is a role in yr linda lovelace biopic cuz lord knows we gots tha deepest throats. miss you on twitter, baby! see you in 2 weeks! dinah & ali say hiiiiiiiiii(Gh)!

ps. gud job on the courthouse glitterbomb, tina colada & bloody mary!

call me lady tiger, but i never eat my young

work that elastic, its lookin' fantastic

when i place my legs in a cage of spandex, i dance like hell to release the madness.

*this post dedicated to viva for so many obvious reasons.

Role Call!

Hey Fatties!

We've got something brewing on the Morgan Ave Mansion for you in June--- Tips, Tits, Whips, and Lips! Here's your chance for fatty fame, What should we name our nail salon? Best name gets a free set of Lix! Please send responses to babyskinglove@gmail.com ASAP!

xoBSG

Boom Boom Boom

Recently a little girl on the V asked BabySkinGlove what's it all about. We're guessing that someone asked MIA the same question recently as well. Before you embark on this blog adventure, be warned...it's not always pink inside this world. Here's the video that MIA released this week to her song Born Free. After we got over the initial ginger violence (83% of BSG is indeed redheaded with matching carpet) we sat deep in a new age st8 of wonder. MIA has really inspired us this time with her bom-beats and pow-pops. Okay, the song is sort of bad, but she's srsly made us consider the political side to glamour. Brace yourself Q-T because BabySkinGlove is about to release a really gruesome off-colour GLITTER FREE test of time by the first sprinkler's squirts.

DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH BLOOD AND I DON'T MEAN MENSTRUAL!


M.I.A - BORN FREE VIDEO OFFICIAL (real and explicit version)
Uploaded by elnino.

***WE ENCOURAGE ALL TO DISCUSS AND INTELLECTUALIZE AS NEEDED ESPECIALLY RITE HERE***

Party is Canceled

80 lbs!

That's the size of our smallest member, Olivia. Or how much weight I've gained this winter on my sabbatical.

Fire Crotch

I died my hair red so the curtains would match the bedspread. Looks like I wasn't the first to take the rabbit route...


Buy your bunny here!