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#goodtambourineuse

Get out of bed and dance.

Recruitable Talent

She's almost hotter than this HEAT!
(can you feel that buldge she's packin?)

This just in: Wonder Woman is taking on totally modern!





(Just like Michelle when she realized wearing designer get-ups would up her hubby's approval r8.)

Bidnez

O America, how we love you so with your handsome president and China-made suits. Hello Wednesday...just another day, another dolla. Remember when Designing Women was the place to be? Well, fear not, those fatties are still around and now they have blackberries.
Thank goodness for baby mamas named Julia who have enuff sass to keep the petty ca$h in our pockabooks jingling all nite long. Don't 4get ladies, sleeping with a judge mite get you outta jail but threatening your friends is bound to increase your troupe's wig collection!