Mistresses Found

Dear Fatties,

It's not okay to cheat on your lyfe partner but it is okay to think about us while you masturb8. Along those lines, here are a couple gems to keep tucked away in the folds of stimulation 4 when you crawl in2 your puppy pile 2nite. Because weather ur bed is wide open or overflowing, there's always room for a little naughty thought and Kathleen Realness is here to help:

But don't stop there on our account! Let those wet dreams melt in2 sike-o-delik nitemares as you fantasize about giving bak to the community. If these queens need a d8 2 the Tom Petty prom, they'll know where to find us (since VillaVulvaDiva started the VillaVulvaDating advice and support column!). See you under the eyelids, nappers.

#goodtambourineuse

Get out of bed and dance.

NEW GURU ALERT

(need i drool more)

(gaga tours with this /// gaga is not worthy)

Proud Mamas

Introducing the next generation of asymmetrical love muffins! Watch out because she's hit double digitz and we all know it's down-hill from there. This bitch has BSG quality written all over her back-up dancers. Notice the lung strength, the root exposure, the EZ pants, and the creepy boys lurking up above...it's basically our youth on tv all over again.

Thank you Ellen for wearing that amazing scarf... o and gud interview. Copyright that neckbrace because tweens all over America will snatch this idea up faster than a larder over a goat barn:

But hey Miss B, Willow's still a far second to Shaquita:

VOTE

One of our lucky bears out there requested this little diddy in honor of all the democrats holding sum fresh Andre to their bosom in anticip8ion...



Here's how to find your poll place (pardon their vulgar language, political people are never reaised well)!

Recruitable Talent

She's almost hotter than this HEAT!
(can you feel that buldge she's packin?)

This just in: Wonder Woman is taking on totally modern!





(Just like Michelle when she realized wearing designer get-ups would up her hubby's approval r8.)

summer jams!

who doesnt love a good summer jam for those sticky hot months where all you wanna do is get LIVE by the beach with your boyfry, cupcaking in the sand while the trash brushes by you in the wind.

here's a slew of our favorite summer jams from 1990 till now.

1990

1991

1994

1995

2000

2003

2005

2005

2007

2010

*R.I.P. Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez, Aaliyah & Will Smith's career*

BSG Ballet

Compagnie Marie Chouinard - bODY_rEMIX/gOLDBERG_vARIATIONS (2005)

I'm developing a real crush on this woman.

Short week short bus

Count the hours.

To hold you over,this was introduced to us by Freakbutt.


Good work Freakbutt.

Also, BlogThis!