DREAM CHILD

LYFE&DEATH

We all know that babies are hardcore trending since the birth of
Blue Ivy

(why didn't anyone mention she looks exactly like me?),

Kourtney's official girl-bump,

and even some of our own are busily becoming the first of second cousins but we must not 4get that where there is a beginning there is always an end (are exorcisms trending next, Nicki?). I think this beautiful Mama will sum it all up for you right here in this number (I recommend watching this video with the lights on, in the middle of the day, not alone, and having your BFF on speeddial):

If that woke the baby, get her rested again with the nation's #1 dad and his #1 bromance who's been hiding in the editing studio with some well-placed models and strobes while Beyonce's is down the hall training Blue for her Grammies.

Glitter Puke meats Lash Bra

Eat ur <3 out pop stars.

I didn't know Will Smith had sons!

140 characters is more than enuff shawty...

The Futurepast

All I ever hope to procre8 and more is this child: a 1991 Robert Jeffery and his amazing homage to the Queen Mother Madonna. Watch and learn they teach the bitches at nursery school to inspire mega !!!

Check it OUT

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MARRY ME RAJA

Guess what, Raja is a Gemini . . . PERFECT! I love Geminis! I love their mood swings and their introverted needs and their tears! Raja I will hold you and analyze your dreams! Come home to Mother Moan!

So who wants to join me tonight to see Raja perform at District 36!

SHUT UP SHUT UP I DIE!

Our 1st Bojrn

Zen[ith] Prep

Ok spudheads, get ready to get zen AND get in2 shape! No, I'm not talking about couch pilates, I mean right from birth!

Check out our new guru Lena Fokina with our newest little bundles of joy!

To answer your question, YES! Cries&Cries WILL be holding a very top secret and sort of legal seminar on baby swinging yoga at our zen retreat [H]OM[o]/e on March 5-6. And if you're lucky...you'll be able to catch cat yoga too!

But if you're aching for a sneak peak and some immedi8 hi-happiness rite now, a little bit of prepwork is always encouraged. Get comfy and let us know

How this pans out.

Hopefully you'll feel as gud9 as our #inspir8ionoftheweek Mickalene Thomas:

Proud Mamas

Introducing the next generation of asymmetrical love muffins! Watch out because she's hit double digitz and we all know it's down-hill from there. This bitch has BSG quality written all over her back-up dancers. Notice the lung strength, the root exposure, the EZ pants, and the creepy boys lurking up above...it's basically our youth on tv all over again.

Thank you Ellen for wearing that amazing scarf... o and gud interview. Copyright that neckbrace because tweens all over America will snatch this idea up faster than a larder over a goat barn:

But hey Miss B, Willow's still a far second to Shaquita:

Pussy Dreams

In case you were thinking about being a this for that day that's like the poor man's everyday for us

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here's a quick powerpoiunt from our young kitty enthusiast, wise beyond her years:

Humyn Facsionz

B4 They Were Fame

ok yeah so what if the leotard was tite, it's not our fault if jesus loves us.