My Wife is so HOT

Raja must've misplaced their audition tapes...these girls were really looking forward to the video shoot.

MARRY ME RAJA

Guess what, Raja is a Gemini . . . PERFECT! I love Geminis! I love their mood swings and their introverted needs and their tears! Raja I will hold you and analyze your dreams! Come home to Mother Moan!

So who wants to join me tonight to see Raja perform at District 36!

SHUT UP SHUT UP I DIE!

Carmen?

VERSUS

Another bad song, another ten points for Britney. She's back with dance moves that will make Gaga cry! Watch out for that orange fish net number, rumor has it Carmen Carrera filled in as B's body double. We were at this party when it happened in '08, back when the other B, the real B, Beyonce duh, stole our show and made it into Telephone. Hope ya'll mentally masturb8 at 3:55 like we did all 2gethr...

Speaking of Carmen and masturb8ion it doesn't get much hotter than the sing off last night...

SPOILER ALERT!

RAJA OBSESSION

Bitches stand back, Raja's got this!

As you obviously already know, RuPaul's third season of Drag Race premiered this week! Strengthening the war against fatphobia in America, the amateur line up of divas is not too shabby in the rear department wink wink. And BabySkinGlove is proud to confirm the rumors- yes those are our rainbow glue guns borrowed for the design room and yes we did donate the set.

So the first show was SPOILER ALERT #1 Xmas themed (probably in honor of Decemberibbean) and SPOILER ALERT #2 Raja will win this season. In fact, we have a sneaking suspicion that Raja was HIRED to win this season. Dressed head to toe in 90s and tattoos, this queen aka Sutan Amrull was dug up from the make-up department of America's Next Top Model. In drag or out, Raja is maybe the hottest thing to hit late night reality tv since Khloe took Miami. Yes the following images are from facebook, our ex-bff, butt Google's a little slow when it comes to LA fashion upd8s. SEE WHAT WE MEAN ::::: !

Raja might as well live at VillaVulvaDiva because I cannot get enough slash give enough virtual head to this person. If Raja does not win RDR, BabySkinGlove will be putting one very erectilely dysfunctional curse on all the CEOs at VH1...