Shant We All Get Back on the Horse?

My DaughterSon

Lord knows BabySkinGlove is no stranger to the toddler pageant world with our own Lil Baby winning over four LA crowns last semester. But meat Alana, a fierce competitor with impressive goals to stop fatfobia, pump up the jams, eat the enemy, and unfortunately destined for rehab. I know all my children are going to be e.x.a.c.t.l.y like this. (Babies are so in right now.)

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Carmen?

VERSUS

Another bad song, another ten points for Britney. She's back with dance moves that will make Gaga cry! Watch out for that orange fish net number, rumor has it Carmen Carrera filled in as B's body double. We were at this party when it happened in '08, back when the other B, the real B, Beyonce duh, stole our show and made it into Telephone. Hope ya'll mentally masturb8 at 3:55 like we did all 2gethr...

Speaking of Carmen and masturb8ion it doesn't get much hotter than the sing off last night...

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