Get Art

While BSG is busily fingering her keyboard, here's sum art 2 c if u've been feeling a little uninspired l8ly:

Laural Nakadate Only the Lonely @PS1

I would advise you NOT to take your father to this perverted little experience. Although we got a little tied of her pretty-little-face, we were happily disturbed by Laurel's perversity.

Sleep No More @W27th St Chelsea
If BSG had $10,000 we'd have done this too. It's like a museum for your dreams. Plus everyone's talking about it so you have no choice but to shell out the obscene price tag to stay cool.

NOW LA! Art in the Streets @MOCA
Support the 80s!

You just missed the apocalyptic Eiko&Koma Naked @Baryshnikov Center an apocalyptic nest of feathers, sand, tin, water, and bodies. They'll be in Dublin next, we recommend telling your foreign aunts.

NICKI+BRITNEY SEARCH GO

NICKI+BRITNEY=LYFE

Not only are they sleeping 2gethr, they're also touring 2gethr!

It's confirmed boygirls! Get your tickets 2day!

Just keep your eye on the prize.

(foto by BabySkinGlove SORTA)

And if you've lost your mind, stay clam and follow this advice, it helped our boygirl Wesley find the missing crystal, BSG tested & approved!

Carmen?

VERSUS

Another bad song, another ten points for Britney. She's back with dance moves that will make Gaga cry! Watch out for that orange fish net number, rumor has it Carmen Carrera filled in as B's body double. We were at this party when it happened in '08, back when the other B, the real B, Beyonce duh, stole our show and made it into Telephone. Hope ya'll mentally masturb8 at 3:55 like we did all 2gethr...

Speaking of Carmen and masturb8ion it doesn't get much hotter than the sing off last night...

SPOILER ALERT!

That Sensation Down There

Our little art wonder Kanye has struck seizure gold again! Thanks to his lessons from us in iMovie, Kanye took a break from courting my cousin Kim and got to font mastering. Peep his new video for All of the Lights, a throw back to divas who have gone before us in glory (ie ANDY WARHOL & MICHAEL JACKSON). And just to answer your question, Kid Cudi's hiding his face in the middle because Rhianna dared him to and I think most people would follow the command of Rhianna in THAT top.

Speaking of those who have gone before us, guess who's back and looking so fucking fatty hot it hurts: BRITNEY! Ummmm who's the new queen of pulling everything cool from pop culture and reeking havoc on her cyber self . . . don't h8, Britney is earning the title FIERCE with this new microphone framed fame. (noted the zen tribute 2, thanx girl))))

in order to achieve ZEN

you gotta be bad
you gotta be bold
you gotta be wiser...
you gotta be hard
you gotta be tough
you gotta be stronger....
you gotta be cool
you gotta be calm
you gotta stay 2gethr

pump it loud and sing it proud!



1999 was such a good year for GIRLPOWERZEN!