Gucci Fendi Louis Prada

Gawd teens r 2 cool 4 school sometimes. I h8 it when young bitches raid my closet like they're my little sisters or something. We minnie moused it years ago so I guess I'll let the hopscotch twins borrow my acrillyx 4 like a min.

One Year in the Making

On the one year and ten day anniversary, we present to you

Popol Vuhlva, A Story of MezoHysterica

the infamous collabor8ion with FreakButt & FlamingoFuck's Mega Calderos. It is the age old tale you know and love of twins who hire dentists to overthrow the Seven McCaw str8 from the Popol Vuh's crotch.

Enjoi fatties!

Popol Vuhlva from BabySkinGlove on Vimeo.

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P.S. After you've been hyped up, remember to hug urself and return to zen. We do not endorse the following video ::: If only we had had the foresite to film and edit our barnyard yoga childhoods too, Popol Vuhlva would be as famous as this flexy creepster.

Alexander & Jam

After the untimely death of our Liz, here's a wonderful song (followed by three more) to make you feel better by the amazing Alexander and his Dandylioness. Str8 from the lips of Max Steele's FAGCITY, go ahead a rock out in your afternoon leopard house coat. You're welcome.

Tub Bounce

Feeling the xtra w8 of winter? Having trouble climbing on top of your partner bc there's just so many blankets on the bed? Sick of the sweater dress look? Don't be left out when you get to the club! Come shake ur booty with our girl VIVA @THE BODY ROLL! A 90s inspired dance aerobix dancehall club moves New Orleans cream work out! See ur sweat sparkle & bring pumps. Every Tues night at Triskelion Arts in Williamsburg, N11 st- continues @6:30pm thru March. Get sweat!

That Sensation Down There

Our little art wonder Kanye has struck seizure gold again! Thanks to his lessons from us in iMovie, Kanye took a break from courting my cousin Kim and got to font mastering. Peep his new video for All of the Lights, a throw back to divas who have gone before us in glory (ie ANDY WARHOL & MICHAEL JACKSON). And just to answer your question, Kid Cudi's hiding his face in the middle because Rhianna dared him to and I think most people would follow the command of Rhianna in THAT top.

Speaking of those who have gone before us, guess who's back and looking so fucking fatty hot it hurts: BRITNEY! Ummmm who's the new queen of pulling everything cool from pop culture and reeking havoc on her cyber self . . . don't h8, Britney is earning the title FIERCE with this new microphone framed fame. (noted the zen tribute 2, thanx girl))))

Age 3 Bling

So after the purchase of our 1st bojrn Skinglove, we've been working hard on our baby education. Why not bask in the glory of a fucked up American childhood with all the other soccer mamas? Since the cats failed at getting us those much desired trophies, Skinglove better not let us down. It's pageant time!!! Look for Skinglove and all 15 BabySkinGlove cheerleaders on the stage circa 2013, start em young so we can afford that island off Aruba we've been eyeing.

We think it's really awesome that there's a place for turkey-necked pedophiles to judge our babies in bikinis . . . GOAL: attention seeking parent who huffs hairspray! Just following in the footsteps of our heroes.

ADULT INSPR8ION CELEBR8S YOUTH!

THIS IS SO DISTURBING IT CURDLES OUR WOMB

Interests: sucking my thumb, napping, and preparing notes for my therapist. Please pray for America's soul.

in case you missed it

we here at VillaVulvaDiva cannot stop listening to this song from our new friend Jessie J. she's British, you know, which means we have a hard time understanding what she says in person cuz we get distracted by her lip art but when that queen sings these sweet lil' pop ditties? goodLordallmighty she tugs right at those heart strings with lyrics that define our lyfestyle.



It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money



We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag



Ain't about the (ha) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling



Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.

Oscar Nomin8ion Nation

Okay fatties, which one of you has a flat screen we can all puppy pile under to watch the genius boychild Jamsie steal our hearts and make us bust some seams laughing, crying, and peeing at the slapstick celebr8ion America named Oscar...huh huh?! Get your tissues ready and take a peep:

Private Inspir8ion Leak!

HERE'S WHAT WE LEARNED IN CLASS 2DAY ABOUT THE FUTURE: