Gynnifuur

If you need a more steady fix I can hear you here:

http://gynnifuur.tumblr.com/

where the tits are real and the jewels are fake.

Time Traveling Redux

TEAM LA-EXTASY want you 2 know that this is what Rhianna wanted 2 do but didn't have the mindbudget 4...

German Daydreamz

I was just sitting here thinking about my lack of leather and my excess of pleather and then I started doing some phone time with google and all of a sudden I found myself standing in the backyard covered in something that resembled cumin with seven hooded boygirls and a whole lot of tulle.

Needless to say it's just another Monday night of PBS acryllix & Anita Berber really knew how to rock a head tilt (I have so many good things to say about head tilts.)

(FACT! Did you know that in the twenties in Berlin it was a common fetish to eat a hot omelette off a naked prostitute? I think they called it egging or something. Such perverts.)

MONDAY DRAG MOMENT!
Two chix who ALWAYS deliver your German wet dreamz are our loving dreamers



Laura & Kindra, crushes from heaven~~~

If life were a stage they'd be this girl to the pope. And if you're lucky they'll play with your hair. Don't be too jealous either, they're really good at sharing! Now accepting don8ions of flights to Berlin for 2012. What's a New Years without some sinning.

(FACT! All of Western Europe loves the colour dark green.)

Happy Bel8d Mama's Day!

UBER useful advise for Fatties in Heels

For all y'all stubby-legged ladies who reject converse, here are some tips from a woman in booty shorts about how to walk in those 5" $tilletos.

Tub Bounce

Feeling the xtra w8 of winter? Having trouble climbing on top of your partner bc there's just so many blankets on the bed? Sick of the sweater dress look? Don't be left out when you get to the club! Come shake ur booty with our girl VIVA @THE BODY ROLL! A 90s inspired dance aerobix dancehall club moves New Orleans cream work out! See ur sweat sparkle & bring pumps. Every Tues night at Triskelion Arts in Williamsburg, N11 st- continues @6:30pm thru March. Get sweat!

Hail!

As we 15 boygirls push forward with the starvation, flogging, and group waxing that's leading up to our March enlitenment, we promise to keep you in the NO. Here's some Monday inspir8ion from one of the gr8 urban shamans of NYC. She has followers ranging from Joan Rivers to Alex Baldwin to the Gillmore Girls. Totes top secret and top dollar. Go ahead and put your hot water bottle in the snatch and suck on some fresh happy dog as Mama Donna here sheds some light on the detriment that the evil electricitybulb has caused our precious society. Please also take note, she too makes her own fasscionz and I'm guessing she grew up in France or something because that look is so fresh it's gotta be European!

Fat Camp Blues

It's not just you, we all feel the sweater w8 packing on and now that we're thru with summer and graduated our respective fat camps almost six lbs liter total, we're here to help you keep that number in the 3 dijits. Please refer to our helth gurus in times of need:

Newsflash: Back fat is in.

For more information about HELTH, come on down to the seminar

(k)no(w)2

Greenpoint Open Studios

Sunday Oct 3 7pm

@Lutheran Church of the Messiah

Book Signing @YES Gallery, Greenpoint Friday @8

And next week, don't 4get 2 check out some of our fan clubs beautiful tributes to helth:

FAT KIDZ ON FIRE