#BlueIvy

It's our understanding that in typical male fashion, Jay-Z left the scene of his new baby's birth to record her a song. We're only forgiving him because the song induces waterworx like woah. It is inevitable that this new baby will be spoiled in ways that week, poor, feeble minds can't even begin to imagine like cribs made of Egyptian gold and couture diapers. B- if you ever need a baby[skinglove]sitter you know where to find us.

Gucci Fendi Louis Prada

Gawd teens r 2 cool 4 school sometimes. I h8 it when young bitches raid my closet like they're my little sisters or something. We minnie moused it years ago so I guess I'll let the hopscotch twins borrow my acrillyx 4 like a min.

Happy Bel8d Mama's Day!