#BlueIvy

It's our understanding that in typical male fashion, Jay-Z left the scene of his new baby's birth to record her a song. We're only forgiving him because the song induces waterworx like woah. It is inevitable that this new baby will be spoiled in ways that week, poor, feeble minds can't even begin to imagine like cribs made of Egyptian gold and couture diapers. B- if you ever need a baby[skinglove]sitter you know where to find us.

Bloggin it up

Is your cubicle feeling especially florescent today? We're here to help,,,,we know there's only (approx) thirty-ate consective hours of blog reading for you here and sometimes looking away from the pink can only make you want her more. We present to you 5 more BFFs who make/do/write/post things that r 100% fatty and totes NSFW. Peep this.

number one boygirl MAX STEELE

http://fagcity.blogspot.com/

number one collection of boygirl fads aka worn in shoes ***confusing***alert***

http://dismagazine.com/

speaking of faasioncz, let's get tween!

http://www.thestylerookie.com/

instead of the candy at the bottom of your purse, go 4 the eye candy here:

http://chateauthombeau.blogspot.com/

o not enough trash for you?

duh, http://perezhilton.com/

Hail!

As we 15 boygirls push forward with the starvation, flogging, and group waxing that's leading up to our March enlitenment, we promise to keep you in the NO. Here's some Monday inspir8ion from one of the gr8 urban shamans of NYC. She has followers ranging from Joan Rivers to Alex Baldwin to the Gillmore Girls. Totes top secret and top dollar. Go ahead and put your hot water bottle in the snatch and suck on some fresh happy dog as Mama Donna here sheds some light on the detriment that the evil electricitybulb has caused our precious society. Please also take note, she too makes her own fasscionz and I'm guessing she grew up in France or something because that look is so fresh it's gotta be European!

FLY TIX

FATTIES, MAKE LOVE TO OUR BASS LINE AND

BUY TIX

ONLINE NOW FOR OUR UPCOMING DINNER FAMINE!

WE BEEN GONE 4 2 LONG NOW IT'S TIME I TAKE U BAK

GOT THAT BOOM BOOM IN UR DRAWER, GOT UR SPEAKERS BURNIN ROAR