Hail!

As we 15 boygirls push forward with the starvation, flogging, and group waxing that's leading up to our March enlitenment, we promise to keep you in the NO. Here's some Monday inspir8ion from one of the gr8 urban shamans of NYC. She has followers ranging from Joan Rivers to Alex Baldwin to the Gillmore Girls. Totes top secret and top dollar. Go ahead and put your hot water bottle in the snatch and suck on some fresh happy dog as Mama Donna here sheds some light on the detriment that the evil electricitybulb has caused our precious society. Please also take note, she too makes her own fasscionz and I'm guessing she grew up in France or something because that look is so fresh it's gotta be European!

Confessions of a Bad Blogger

My wee little willies and doodles,

I know it's been like mega long time since we upd8d u & ur all at home letting ur little eyes swell with tears just w8ing W8ING 4 the next bloggo. We have no excuse. Decemberibbean got the better of us and we neglected our fans while we rubbed the leftover potato skins on our lips up and down giggling about suxess and plotting revenge on the boys club. Can u ever 4give us?

BabySkinGlove solemnly swears by her every last pubic curl to make 2011 the year of the blog. 2nite we bring you best ofs, highlites, costume peaks, & gossip from the past, just 4 YOU.

More to come after bonbons and shark week reruns...