#BlueIvy

It's our understanding that in typical male fashion, Jay-Z left the scene of his new baby's birth to record her a song. We're only forgiving him because the song induces waterworx like woah. It is inevitable that this new baby will be spoiled in ways that week, poor, feeble minds can't even begin to imagine like cribs made of Egyptian gold and couture diapers. B- if you ever need a baby[skinglove]sitter you know where to find us.

The Original YMCMB

BSG book club is totally up in Cleopatra: A Life right now.

Common misconception #1, Cleopatra was made-up of modern day Greek roots not Egyptian...crazy right?! Amid the haze of incest (she married both of her brothers and her parents were siblings), drug abuse (not including venom), slavery (#EthiopiansOppression), torture (sexy + not sexy), and jealous sex scandals---- that bitch was one H[ard]A[ss]M[otherfucker].

We also had our past lives read recently and although the spirit guide seemed a little hazy about her door 'n lock system, Cleopatra is definitely in our lineage (no surprise). So let's learn from our Queen of the World style icon a few things such as gold, eyeliner, rockstar fans, haute couture everything, and decked out mansions the size of cities. Who better to make us mad about the East than the Queen Elizabeth herself&what better time than January to celebrate layers of headdresses and cloaks galore while keeping our underlayers buttery and olive-oiled.

Luck, You Crazy Whore You.

Wish BabySkinGlove luck tomorrow on her first big video shoot. Get ready to swallow a lot of pink!

xo