The Original YMCMB

BSG book club is totally up in Cleopatra: A Life right now.

Common misconception #1, Cleopatra was made-up of modern day Greek roots not Egyptian...crazy right?! Amid the haze of incest (she married both of her brothers and her parents were siblings), drug abuse (not including venom), slavery (#EthiopiansOppression), torture (sexy + not sexy), and jealous sex scandals---- that bitch was one H[ard]A[ss]M[otherfucker].

We also had our past lives read recently and although the spirit guide seemed a little hazy about her door 'n lock system, Cleopatra is definitely in our lineage (no surprise). So let's learn from our Queen of the World style icon a few things such as gold, eyeliner, rockstar fans, haute couture everything, and decked out mansions the size of cities. Who better to make us mad about the East than the Queen Elizabeth herself&what better time than January to celebrate layers of headdresses and cloaks galore while keeping our underlayers buttery and olive-oiled.

Gold-up those Cunts

OLD SCHOOL GOLD CUNT #1

Let's all take a moment now with the hand-mirror to examine our vaginas, internal or external, and thank the goddesses for such a complic8d and delicious gift. We've been doing a lot of artistic doll/soul/vag searching here at VVD and we want to encourage you to pry a little deeper while you digitally dig into that couch. In honor of the l8 hollywood glam, here's some women who have helped keep the vagina going strong.

NEW AGE GOLD CUNT #2

And (since we're on the subject of beauty) peep Die Antwoord's new short film, a work of ninja brilliance, & here's a little rat play to follow that golden vagina fun:

Get it rich bitch boygirls! And don't 4get to be open to love while ur gettin it.

A Diamond Death

To the woman who taught us how to divorce gracefully, how to clutch a fur on camera, how to use hairspray properly, how to inspire . . .

BabySkinGlove sends a tearful goodbye up to the divine Elizabeth [Hilton-Wilding-Todd-Fisher-Burton-Burton-Warner-Fortensky] Taylor. May you and MJ be surrounded by the gentle queens who have gone before us at a pearly-gilded dinner party up in heaven where the champagne is endless and the diamonds are forever.

You're forever in our hearts and our Netflix queue.

We'll be puppy piling at VillaVulvaDiva aw8ing the headpiece inheritance.