My World: Trey Songz

Have you ever experienced your wildest desires come to total orgasmic fruition? Have you ever looked into the eyes of the Lord and realized he was the most attractive man on the entire universe and his soul is literally saving yours every time he blinks? Have you ever obliterated all of your social expectations & understandings in a moment of musical completion? If you answered no to any of these questions then you are NOT familiar with the perfection that is

Trey Songz.

Gasp. I know. Please remain sitting and take off all of your clothes.

Trey is my relationship-celebrity exception tenbillionfold. Trey, light of my life/fire of my loins, was just interviewed by VMan and we want to remind him to booty call us any fucking moment of any fucking day any time ever. BabySkinGlove can confirm

TREY SONGZ INVENTED SEX.

...& you should probably just go ahead and surrender.

The Original YMCMB

BSG book club is totally up in Cleopatra: A Life right now.

Common misconception #1, Cleopatra was made-up of modern day Greek roots not Egyptian...crazy right?! Amid the haze of incest (she married both of her brothers and her parents were siblings), drug abuse (not including venom), slavery (#EthiopiansOppression), torture (sexy + not sexy), and jealous sex scandals---- that bitch was one H[ard]A[ss]M[otherfucker].

We also had our past lives read recently and although the spirit guide seemed a little hazy about her door 'n lock system, Cleopatra is definitely in our lineage (no surprise). So let's learn from our Queen of the World style icon a few things such as gold, eyeliner, rockstar fans, haute couture everything, and decked out mansions the size of cities. Who better to make us mad about the East than the Queen Elizabeth herself&what better time than January to celebrate layers of headdresses and cloaks galore while keeping our underlayers buttery and olive-oiled.

Mega Pregnancy Boobage Warning

hey, it's better than her last THREE videos gawd.