Queen Down

I mean, RIP Whitney but more importantly [New Yorkers} the Style Icon who could always rock a square hat Zelda Kaplan is down for the count!

Just 2 days ago front row at a faasionz show circa midtown her 95 year old heart peaced out as she fell to the lap of her friend. One could say she was unresponsive to the line or maybe it was faasion 2 die 4! We babies could learn a lot from her trendsetting and mercenary ways:

Check out her website which is so presentfuture and this story spotlighting her romance with Jay Leno QT we'll miss you!

SHYPYARD (gender pending)

SAT ~ 2/11 ~ 7pm ~ 26-15 Jackson Ave LIC

PRAIRIE WYVES (ing/ish)

Get in our line-up fans, knights& vixens! It's that time of year again when dressing gets confusing and all your funds drop into that vac8ion haus in the deep south you bought online and have yet to decor8te properly. We're here to help guide you not only through your tv troubles but str8 through that faascionz sensing as well. Since Cancer signs are at an all time high and the moon/Saturn cusp is getting really scary let me introduce you to beige. Hopefully this will be one of those moments for you like seeing a Ray_Johnson diagram of breast types at an off shore gallery and suddenly your breasts make sense again. #WeKnowATrendWhenWeSeeOne. You're welcome. xoB12 (reinvented)

PRAIRIE WYVES

: PRESENT8ION A COMMENTARY :

-in beige

Faasioncz/Lyfestyle : BabySkinGlove
Photos : Dixie Parden

Now that you're moist, here;s a tragedy that will stop the flow. Monogamy might be stressful but Utah is downright dangerous. Note this is a written warning, #inspir8ion.

My DaughterSon

Lord knows BabySkinGlove is no stranger to the toddler pageant world with our own Lil Baby winning over four LA crowns last semester. But meat Alana, a fierce competitor with impressive goals to stop fatfobia, pump up the jams, eat the enemy, and unfortunately destined for rehab. I know all my children are going to be e.x.a.c.t.l.y like this. (Babies are so in right now.)

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The Original YMCMB

BSG book club is totally up in Cleopatra: A Life right now.

Common misconception #1, Cleopatra was made-up of modern day Greek roots not Egyptian...crazy right?! Amid the haze of incest (she married both of her brothers and her parents were siblings), drug abuse (not including venom), slavery (#EthiopiansOppression), torture (sexy + not sexy), and jealous sex scandals---- that bitch was one H[ard]A[ss]M[otherfucker].

We also had our past lives read recently and although the spirit guide seemed a little hazy about her door 'n lock system, Cleopatra is definitely in our lineage (no surprise). So let's learn from our Queen of the World style icon a few things such as gold, eyeliner, rockstar fans, haute couture everything, and decked out mansions the size of cities. Who better to make us mad about the East than the Queen Elizabeth herself&what better time than January to celebrate layers of headdresses and cloaks galore while keeping our underlayers buttery and olive-oiled.

Everybody Loves An Heiress

Daphne Guinness (Scorpio) needs a sandwich no doubt but she sure can make those 82 pounds of hers look fatty.

Recently BabySkinGlove took a little field trip to our alma mother FIT to peep the closet of one of our favorite beer babies. After a few backwards coats and a dozen non-faux costume jewels we weren't even trying to steal anything.

The most wonderful thing about Daphne's closet was that it actually felt like Daphne's closet- lots of mirrors, flattering lighting, shoes covered in bruises with ample inspir8ion to go around and around in our little assassinating heads. You could smell the hobnobbing amongst the plastic capes and armor.

We highly recommend you either go see Daphne's toys, seance Isabella, or at the very least attempt a plastic cape of your own.

Also stay tuned 4 our red carpet screening of her python fetishizing ^^^

Tip of the Day

There's no better way to start your day than with a fresh new outfit. We learned that the hard way. Any look is improved with some hatware, we guarantee.

FLY TIX

FATTIES, MAKE LOVE TO OUR BASS LINE AND

BUY TIX

ONLINE NOW FOR OUR UPCOMING DINNER FAMINE!

WE BEEN GONE 4 2 LONG NOW IT'S TIME I TAKE U BAK

GOT THAT BOOM BOOM IN UR DRAWER, GOT UR SPEAKERS BURNIN ROAR

Hot Daughter Alert

Be always careful, whiplash affects even the most prepared children scouts. Break out ur heart hair and jumpsuits because this one is going on the fridge:

Glitter Pillow Activities

With costumes on the brain and candy in hand, no pair can define Halloween better than babies and showgirls! Here's a couple exciting announcements to keep you in your panties as the landlord kicks up the heat... I know we took out sweet time to announce this but we had to really revel and recover from celebrating 15 YEARS OF SHOWGIRLS! Our gud friends at [insert unrecognized blog name here] were sober enough to type up all those lyfe lessons that Jessie Spano brought 2 our youth with 7 IMPORTANT LESSONS LEARNED FROM SHOWBOYGIRLS! We also went ahead and read the fine print 4 u and we in advance disagree with Mr. Milk's lesson #8: Don't trust strippers. Shame on you, lactose-wed!

But don't stop your interwebgyrations there, here's a gr8 way to kill 79 hours just like BSG did (collectively). It's that time of the month, ovul8rs! Gap kids competitions! Don't think we missed out on the fun, Can you spot the BSG wee?

Sigh-Kick Messaj

Dear Rayn,

It's been like WAY 2 long. We heard you'd be in town next week and we totes require ur presen(ts/ce)! Guest wing completed, beds made, come on ova. We'll poke some smot, cat some pets, and manipedi everything just like in historical times. We dug out this little note you sent us back in 1989 when we needed some molding:

Golly, that was bak when Sesame Street was still way behind the times!

Thank God 4 Nigeria keeping us P-fucking-C. Speaking of which, who's in2 getting more email so they look way more popular...EVERY1 SHUD B!

Anyways, we know ur super duper busy but we've got all the cats lined up and w8ing which according to the NYTimes is like totally normal and all of u poodles & pits out there can just chill because and I quote, cats are the shit. Cat people have become symbolic of a community eschewed and a hyper-engagement with oneself. They represent the profound danger of growing so independent in New York that it’s not merely that you don’t need anyone — it’s that you don’t know how to need anyone.

tabbies&tuna&teardrops

ur everything fan,

BabySkinGlove

& all of our fans full of positive messages:

Fat Camp Blues

It's not just you, we all feel the sweater w8 packing on and now that we're thru with summer and graduated our respective fat camps almost six lbs liter total, we're here to help you keep that number in the 3 dijits. Please refer to our helth gurus in times of need:

Newsflash: Back fat is in.

For more information about HELTH, come on down to the seminar

(k)no(w)2

Greenpoint Open Studios

Sunday Oct 3 7pm

@Lutheran Church of the Messiah

Book Signing @YES Gallery, Greenpoint Friday @8

And next week, don't 4get 2 check out some of our fan clubs beautiful tributes to helth:

FAT KIDZ ON FIRE

Knock It Off!

Enough is enough. We see you, we know you're out there, and we're gonna get you.

First you rip off our Pearl Harbor show with that Videofone thing, then you get at our feathered headdresses and now NOW the bodily meat charts! Can you celebrities please cool off and stop stealing our stuff! I mean you Beyonce, you Gaga, you Kelis, and now even you Pamela!

I mean, we're totes flattered but we wouldn't mind a credit here or there...

Cameo

What are fans for if not gr8 fan mail! Looks like someone was peeping in2 VillaVulvaDiva last nite and was totes inspired 2 make us an early Xmas digi-card: