Showing posts with label rayn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rayn. Show all posts

10.15.2010

Sigh-Kick Messaj

Dear Rayn,

It's been like WAY 2 long. We heard you'd be in town next week and we totes require ur presen(ts/ce)! Guest wing completed, beds made, come on ova. We'll poke some smot, cat some pets, and manipedi everything just like in historical times. We dug out this little note you sent us back in 1989 when we needed some molding:




Thank God 4 Nigeria keeping us P-fucking-C. Speaking of which, who's in2 getting more email so they look way more popular...EVERY1 SHUD B!

Anyways, we know ur super duper busy but we've got all the cats lined up and w8ing which according to the NYTimes is like totally normal and all of u poodles & pits out there can just chill because and I quote, cats are the shit. Cat people have become symbolic of a community eschewed and a hyper-engagement with oneself. They represent the profound danger of growing so independent in New York that it’s not merely that you don’t need anyone — it’s that you don’t know how to need anyone.

tabbies&tuna&teardrops
ur everything fan,
BabySkinGlove

& all of our fans full of positive messages:


12.30.2009

2thoufemme Revolt-lutionz!

RECAP
TwoThouDivine has been gud to us. Hilites:

1.BFF Rayn Trecartin.
Member that time we bought him a pool and a limo?
Secret message to Rayn: Heygirlhey! Just listening to Amanda Blank and she has this really gud line that's like I might like you better if we slept together. Just sayin.

2.We own Brooklyn.
Glasslands, own you/over it. Bushwick Boat, own you/over it. HiChrisina!, own you/under it. Grace Hotel, boned you. Sweetleaf, you own us. 3rdWard, own you. Flux, own you. Dixon Place, own you. The Box, own you! Home Sweet Home, own you. Kenny Scharf, own you. Slient Barn, own you. VanDamn, want you. Shout out...Max Steele & Contessa aka Goals of 2k9: WE LOVE YOU!

3.(banned&blacklisted)
FUCK YOU FACEBOOK! So 200l8. FUCK YOU JAYNE @ X_INITIATIVE: YOU'LL NEVER BE ON OUR LIST! Trick get off me, next time call us back. HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE I WANT MY MONEY BACK! Death Pussy can suck our pussies; you'll never work in this town again. Goddamn Lizards, watch out, you're next.


REINVENT
2thouFemme is gonna be 2010 degrees CELCIUS. Revolt-lutionz:

1.W8! Collectively, BabySkinGlove will be gaining 165 pounds aka an entire person.

2.Collectively, BabySkinGlove would like to ruin as many lungs as we have penises. That's a total of eight lungs. We will all be taking up [chain] smoking.

3.Collectively, group sex will now equate group exercise and vice versa. Classes coming soon!

4.Babies&Booty: Fuck abortions! We're all gonna get pregnant this year and make those daughters dance! And as an added bonus, our booties gonna INFLATE! Watch your babies, we mite need extras.

5.Where my single ladies at? Put your hands DOWN! Hey world: put your hunnies on a hitch, keep your boos in bondage, and your crushes in a chokehold because BabySkinGlove is too hot to stay single much longer and no genital is safe...


see you next year suckas xo!