Rebels on the Pussy Loose

O do we have a story for you! The newest BSG recruit (if you're reading this Carmen, totally call me) made a serious statement last week in a "museum" in "Colorado." No one is really saying whether she acted out of "violence", "rebellion", "intoxication", or "love" but we think it was probably a mighty fine statement on all fronts.

In brief, she took off her clothes and gave a Clyfford Still painting a golden shower. Hot.

I mean, I won't speak for the whole world but I think most people alive are confused about the true differences between a museum, a strip club, and a bathroom in this day and age. And who hasn't at some point or another experienced a small tinge of objectum sexuality? One thing's for sure though, BSG is totally against not using your manners and if this boygirl was raised to pee on art then she was most likely a straight A student and the National Honer Society is A-Okay.

NOTE: The yellow line in the professional image above represents urin8ion. Duh.

Knock It Off!

Enough is enough. We see you, we know you're out there, and we're gonna get you.

First you rip off our Pearl Harbor show with that Videofone thing, then you get at our feathered headdresses and now NOW the bodily meat charts! Can you celebrities please cool off and stop stealing our stuff! I mean you Beyonce, you Gaga, you Kelis, and now even you Pamela!

I mean, we're totes flattered but we wouldn't mind a credit here or there...