blessings & light

winter solstice, hanukkah, christmas, yule, advent, xxxmas -- call it whatever you want -- the time of magical altars and seasonal GIFs is upon us. have you built yours yet? for best results, be sure to follow babyskinglove's 5 simple steps to create the altar of your dreams. now, let that yule log warm your extremities as you welcome back the light.



1. decorate your altar with winter greens and foods of the season (root vegetables, apples, pomegranates, citrus, latkes, christmas cookies, cinnamon). 1a. add a pentagram or 2 for good measure!

2. since it is the festival of lights and we aim to both welcome back the sun while shining a light into our own hearts, candles are the reason for the season. be mindful though, her flames can get the best of us so do not leave fires, presents, or beds unattended.



3. leave something that has died - quite literally in the form of bones or skulls or dolls or genders. alternatively, write down something you wish to discard and leave behind in the new year like a dream youve seen through or a boygirl you once loved or a wish... leave it on the altar or burn it in the candle flames. (careful though!)



4. always trim the altar tree alongside your best friends with your tits and bits out.



4. no christmas tree? any man and your stockpile of construction paper will do!



5. even with all those pretty lights, instagraming your holiday creations does not always make memories brighter.

hey babyskinglovers, send us YOUR holiday altar photos and we'll publish 'em LIVE right here on the blog as we puppypile couchside awaiting the birth of our lord jesusanta christ! get 'er dun, MARY.
txt us! babyskinglove@gmail.com

xmas cheer from BSG Boston

when the stress of the holiday sends you spiraling & your solstice party turns sloppy, at least you're still a housewyfe with the best gift at the yankee swap.

SPIRIT SPITTIN

Thank you to all of our loyal fans who came out in the snow breeze yesterday to be blinded by the glow of our holiday spirit.

Our profit was unimaginable and our connexions innumerable.

Look at all the happy sexy disciples already!

Missed the fair? Don't worry! We still have tons of ideas in our pockets!

PRIVATE PERFORMANCE EXPERIENCES

are a perfect gift for the avant garde friend and we have nine available in three packages:

STYLE

make-over, glamour shot, what's ur season, #trends, acrillyx
HEALING

sisterhood, detox, sage, talking stone, advice, vitamins, spirit cards
V.I.P.

nite out, pick-up tips, spandex, cocktail specialty, hipster etiquette
$50 for 1-3 boygirls

email babyskinglove@gmail.com to get urs 2day!

This year, instead of making a ten page list of wants and needs, try to be thankful for all the things you have already like not living with your parents! Or if you do live with your parents maybe you have unlimited texting! And access to a full fridge!

Glitter Pillow Activities

With costumes on the brain and candy in hand, no pair can define Halloween better than babies and showgirls! Here's a couple exciting announcements to keep you in your panties as the landlord kicks up the heat... I know we took out sweet time to announce this but we had to really revel and recover from celebrating 15 YEARS OF SHOWGIRLS! Our gud friends at [insert unrecognized blog name here] were sober enough to type up all those lyfe lessons that Jessie Spano brought 2 our youth with 7 IMPORTANT LESSONS LEARNED FROM SHOWBOYGIRLS! We also went ahead and read the fine print 4 u and we in advance disagree with Mr. Milk's lesson #8: Don't trust strippers. Shame on you, lactose-wed!

But don't stop your interwebgyrations there, here's a gr8 way to kill 79 hours just like BSG did (collectively). It's that time of the month, ovul8rs! Gap kids competitions! Don't think we missed out on the fun, Can you spot the BSG wee?

Gimmie Gimmie

Attention! BabySkinGlove seeks stuff! BabySkinGlove needs your stuff! Stuff!

If you're anything like us, you're probably swimming in a sea of toys, drowning in a pool of crafts, floating in a lake of material, and lapping that ocean of props on a daily basis. Well, my dearest darling, you're in luck. BabySkinGlove aka your life raft is willing to take any and all of that gobbledy-goop off your hands. We are one at a time returning from Miami and in the midst of a video shoot. We need to build a full set and we'll take anything you have to give!

Such as:
stuffed animals (live or dead)
heart shaped anything
empty champagne bottles
red and pink paint
xmas lights
porn
scrap material
scrap wood
scrap hair (seriously)
mannequins

We can come to you in our big red bus! We'll even take you on a joyride in exchange for your donation. And you know what we mean by joy...
Please email us at BabySkinGlove@gmail.com
or call Moan at 570.460.0271


The idea is craft and the theme is RED, like the colour of Tempest Storm's hair: