Cat Connexion

As we head 2 werk with RAYN, we've all got love on the brain. If you happen to be moved by this girl or her devout love of cats feel free to reach out to her with ur own tearful vid of joy. If only she wasn't so blond we'd be all up in this recruit.

Work Darling

KISS ME STUPIT THIS JUST HAPPENED:

Verbs Can Be Queer 2

Take action boygirls...the squares have our pronouns, don't let them take over our verbs next! It's just not fair, it's gone 2 far, b4 u know it those squares will be making us regularize our insulin abuse and limiting seasonal depression highs.  In case any of you were getting ur winter vocab ready, learn sumthin about rimes from white girls who speak English real gud:

Fat Camp Blues

It's not just you, we all feel the sweater w8 packing on and now that we're thru with summer and graduated our respective fat camps almost six lbs liter total, we're here to help you keep that number in the 3 dijits. Please refer to our helth gurus in times of need:

Newsflash: Back fat is in.

For more information about HELTH, come on down to the seminar

(k)no(w)2

Greenpoint Open Studios

Sunday Oct 3 7pm

@Lutheran Church of the Messiah

Book Signing @YES Gallery, Greenpoint Friday @8

And next week, don't 4get 2 check out some of our fan clubs beautiful tributes to helth:

FAT KIDZ ON FIRE

Aspire to Cleanse Ur Porno

And now, a word from our sponsor.

B4 They Were Fame

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GROOMINGDALES

Grand Opening. THIS WEEKEND!
Where else can you find glamor like this:

or fashion like this:

or this??:

or this?:

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It's going to be totally rad dude.
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Bidnez

O America, how we love you so with your handsome president and China-made suits. Hello Wednesday...just another day, another dolla. Remember when Designing Women was the place to be? Well, fear not, those fatties are still around and now they have blackberries.
Thank goodness for baby mamas named Julia who have enuff sass to keep the petty ca$h in our pockabooks jingling all nite long. Don't 4get ladies, sleeping with a judge mite get you outta jail but threatening your friends is bound to increase your troupe's wig collection!

STEP UR PUSSY UP LADIES