GROOMINGDALES

Grand Opening. THIS WEEKEND!
Where else can you find glamor like this:

or fashion like this:

or this??:

or this?:

OR THIS:

It's going to be totally rad dude.
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You can't afford to miss it.

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Dispatches from the Dead

Dear Stage Moms and Recessiontime Orphans,

In my long career as a professional styling coach, I've steered away from politics because i don't want to get fat. However, being out here in the wild west, where the green marketing is redhot and the mothers wear teva's, I'm compelled to step out of the darkness and finally bring my message to the people.

The Boyfriend and I have put 2gether this informational video 2gether in the hopes that you'll take a moment from your day, have a bailey, and ponder wut it means to be one of jc's greatest gifts: a fatty.



Urs and forever,

Birthday Sex

and now a note from our sponsors

bring elegance and good cheer to your next event. bring our boyfriend, andre.
cheers.