LESSONS IN SHEEP

If you grow up around something you are an expert in something.

&perhaps you recall the soap version, One Lyfe 2 Dye:

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As you're waking up to a torn leotard with your tap shoes hanging from the telephone line out your window, here's a jam for your morning toast n coffee that'll inspire your nightlyfe all day. Work that 80 degree eyeliner fatties.

Bidnez

O America, how we love you so with your handsome president and China-made suits. Hello Wednesday...just another day, another dolla. Remember when Designing Women was the place to be? Well, fear not, those fatties are still around and now they have blackberries.
Thank goodness for baby mamas named Julia who have enuff sass to keep the petty ca$h in our pockabooks jingling all nite long. Don't 4get ladies, sleeping with a judge mite get you outta jail but threatening your friends is bound to increase your troupe's wig collection!