Get Art

While BSG is busily fingering her keyboard, here's sum art 2 c if u've been feeling a little uninspired l8ly:

Laural Nakadate Only the Lonely @PS1

I would advise you NOT to take your father to this perverted little experience. Although we got a little tied of her pretty-little-face, we were happily disturbed by Laurel's perversity.

Sleep No More @W27th St Chelsea
If BSG had $10,000 we'd have done this too. It's like a museum for your dreams. Plus everyone's talking about it so you have no choice but to shell out the obscene price tag to stay cool.

NOW LA! Art in the Streets @MOCA
Support the 80s!

You just missed the apocalyptic Eiko&Koma Naked @Baryshnikov Center an apocalyptic nest of feathers, sand, tin, water, and bodies. They'll be in Dublin next, we recommend telling your foreign aunts.

EGG DAY

HAPPY LONGEST DAY OR SOMETHING!

So the winter blues is finally over and you can keep lenting strong because your eggs (grocery store chicken not in-ovary) will stand on their edges today! I'm so dead serious this is not a trick! Last night (in case any of you aren't witches (what?)) we saw the moon closer than she's been to earth since Cindy was covering Vogue and tonight (EQUINOXXX) you can balance an egg on its edge. Wow, this world is plain fatty.

And after the eggs, give your nails a buffin'

xo

Age 50 Stunner

Model: Joan Nolan*

Photographer: Bailey Nolan

1st Assistant: Wesley Flash

2nd Assistant: Brunella Nolan

Stylist: Skinglove

*all Millinations by Bailey Nolan for BabySkinGlove

Oscar Nomin8ion Nation

Okay fatties, which one of you has a flat screen we can all puppy pile under to watch the genius boychild Jamsie steal our hearts and make us bust some seams laughing, crying, and peeing at the slapstick celebr8ion America named Oscar...huh huh?! Get your tissues ready and take a peep:

SNO DAY

IT'S JUST SO DARN PURDY OUT THERE NYC

No school, no work, no obloig8ions 2day lazy pants! After you've finished watching the neighborboy shovel the stoop (drool) and really commit yourself to warming the living room couch, here's a couple of ideas to keep those stitchin fingers busy.

1. Perfect your nail art skillz. Since the xmas acryllix have yet to fall, take advantage of the length and see what a little elmers and a lot of love can come up with today. Send us pictures of your creations and we'll post them just like this lil pup here sent to us all the way from gay Paris!

2. Pay some much needed attention to the goats aka cats. They give you all they can day in and day out, opening psychic doors, spraying their scents all over, keeping your feet warm and your sequins interested, it's time you did more than rub your grubby little paws on their back for 4 minutes before your nap. Make use of that old cardboard in the basement and give the cats a proper playhouse!

3. BabySkinGlove has recently taken to charting and filing each member's astrological lyfe with the help of some homemade paper and rubber stamps. Obviously you at home don't have a pile of boygirls to categorize but self-exploration is always important. Give some brain to ASTRO.COM and give this book project your all then drop it in the mail so your mama has something to put in her wallet:

5. Keep learnin your Kardashians from Daddy.

L8 Nite 4play

So after you finish your group masturbation class with the boyz downstairs (X2C, Relentless, Pressure, Satisfaktion, & Pipelayer DUH) you mite wanna take some time to clean up between the bushes and I don't mean getting the merkins soapy. No, I mean open your arms and give your opossum the hug she needs. If you want some help figuring out how to properly love your pet, here's some useful tips from our friend Pearl, Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wife. It's just nicer when your rodent's nails are as bangin as mommie's!

B4 They Were Fame

ok yeah so what if the leotard was tite, it's not our fault if jesus loves us.