iZONE Plz

See you for 20 minutes on frisat. xx

Real Lyfe Jobs

I know those bastard children @DIS are in on this genius attempt at fame... this show is gonna be the RuPaul Downton Family show of the decade.

2 bad I let my models eat or they'd be all up in this.

Everybody Loves An Heiress

Daphne Guinness (Scorpio) needs a sandwich no doubt but she sure can make those 82 pounds of hers look fatty.

Recently BabySkinGlove took a little field trip to our alma mother FIT to peep the closet of one of our favorite beer babies. After a few backwards coats and a dozen non-faux costume jewels we weren't even trying to steal anything.

The most wonderful thing about Daphne's closet was that it actually felt like Daphne's closet- lots of mirrors, flattering lighting, shoes covered in bruises with ample inspir8ion to go around and around in our little assassinating heads. You could smell the hobnobbing amongst the plastic capes and armor.

We highly recommend you either go see Daphne's toys, seance Isabella, or at the very least attempt a plastic cape of your own.

Also stay tuned 4 our red carpet screening of her python fetishizing ^^^

RECRUITABLE D8ABLE

Chelsea Boy is almost as honest as Rebecca Black. It's not about a stereotype, it's about an experience. Can you say you kept your eyes open for 48 hours str8 this weekend? Well, Chelsea Boy did, and that means he's an artist.

Testimonial Contd

"Existence @ [H]OM[o]/e altered my future, past, present self's

perspective of the real-reality realm. Daily tonal affirmations of
universal vocal communic8ions of thy animal kingdom led me to
saliva-sweaty bliss. I now own my own enlightenments. You're welcome."

-VivaBoo

Revewes

2 SHOWS DOWN, 2 2 GO

SOME CROWD HIGHLITES:

*I'm so hungry.

*I'm so confused.

*I'm so terrified.

*Everyone is in on the conspiracy.

*I found potato chips in my pocket this morning.

*I'm thinking about going red.

*The Apple references reminded me of the universe.

*I miss my mom.

*I think they have a chicken under there.

*How many people are in here?!

*It's obviously over.

*I think I'm gonna be sick.

*It definitely wasn't boring.

*You're all a little bit crazy.

*Aggressive . . . in a good way.

*Epic.

SECRET SHOW ADDED TONITE @10PM FOR TWO SPECIAL GUESTS

JAMESIE & LOURDES

COME EXPERIENCE!