Cuntry Living

Get ready 4 the dinner party of a lyfetime complete with bloody china, fruit cups, the harvest, and child brides.

A Diamond Death

To the woman who taught us how to divorce gracefully, how to clutch a fur on camera, how to use hairspray properly, how to inspire . . .

BabySkinGlove sends a tearful goodbye up to the divine Elizabeth [Hilton-Wilding-Todd-Fisher-Burton-Burton-Warner-Fortensky] Taylor. May you and MJ be surrounded by the gentle queens who have gone before us at a pearly-gilded dinner party up in heaven where the champagne is endless and the diamonds are forever.

You're forever in our hearts and our Netflix queue.

We'll be puppy piling at VillaVulvaDiva aw8ing the headpiece inheritance.

Sesame Street Upgrade

Thank goddess this is what my 13-18 year old cousins are growing up with:

What's hotter than TEEN MOM and gay clubs on Glee you ask? TEENAGERS!!!! BabySkinGlove welcomes her newest little tween-offsprings to the club. Watch out world, we just got a little more illegal and a lot more full of freaks (rumors are true, we have a married person too...) So brush off your NDHS blazer and fill those lungs with some pep rally spunk, Decembarribean is gonna be all about reliving puberty and Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister again!

Props Mississippi! Say WHAT Alabama?!

go get up in there and read them there fax: