Cuntry Living

Get ready 4 the dinner party of a lyfetime complete with bloody china, fruit cups, the harvest, and child brides.

Neon Jealousy

Following in the footsteps of BSG, these boygirl models turned Germans are wiling out in the limelite of the stage all over the internet! Here's the Rio Girls tribute to our wedded stupor GLOBAL parts aka Kleinfeld series!

Sounds like some1's having some ball n chain issues...

and that SOME1 needs some BSG relationship advice!

Models and non-models alike, we're here to solve all of your partnership woes. Just send us a question and we'll answer all your heartache troubles equipped with tutorial and life-learned examples...babyskinglove@gmail.com.

And yes, faacionz is our specialty. Losing the lycra battle? Closet full of skeletal-wannabes? Send us some mug shots and we'll be real with you about those style choices.

(o fuck yes.)

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