???able msging

remember when nicki was all "im going to surprise this youtube sensation on the ellen degeneres show and take these young girls on a shopping spree & sing along with them to my song that has a line about coke in it"? here's your revue:



well now the female weezy has released a video for her new track "stupid hoe" on our blog.
*note this video could most definitely induce seizures, butt envy, grrlrage, makeup inspir8ion, new sexual appetites, and excessive single word use. **also does ne1 else notice the direct clitoral reference when she's wearing that CUNTY gray top???





all bets are on boygirls -- when will miss sophia grace cover this one and make her own video on America's Next Top Toddler and Tiara Rap Star?

Gayme Nite!

jessie j (aka the twin to our very own Viva), with a little help from katy perry (she's a co-songwriter) prove that a good game of domino's isnt just for old people...

peep those FASCIONZ!



in others news, did you know katy perry has a cat named kitty purry?

Age 3 Bling

So after the purchase of our 1st bojrn Skinglove, we've been working hard on our baby education. Why not bask in the glory of a fucked up American childhood with all the other soccer mamas? Since the cats failed at getting us those much desired trophies, Skinglove better not let us down. It's pageant time!!! Look for Skinglove and all 15 BabySkinGlove cheerleaders on the stage circa 2013, start em young so we can afford that island off Aruba we've been eyeing.

We think it's really awesome that there's a place for turkey-necked pedophiles to judge our babies in bikinis . . . GOAL: attention seeking parent who huffs hairspray! Just following in the footsteps of our heroes.

ADULT INSPR8ION CELEBR8S YOUTH!

THIS IS SO DISTURBING IT CURDLES OUR WOMB

Interests: sucking my thumb, napping, and preparing notes for my therapist. Please pray for America's soul.