Factory Boygirls

&now we w8 4 the klones 2 grow from ur kits &move on 2 proving pregnancy as a hoax. plz do urselves a favor and write down ur SUN/MOON/RISING signs and put it in ur permanent pocket!

xobsg

Blessings

2day, BSG acquired two more Gemini children...they flock to us. We're very excited to do this unembaddable thing to them. But as the dinner table keeps filling up, we want to remind you that having sex can in fact lead to pregnancy and even more mouths to feed so maybe don't call this Megan Amran number unless you are b4 or after the stages of procre8ion:

However u can always make them dance off if they multiply...

We All Have Soiled Souls

this fatty is almost as acting talented at ke$ha!

Hygiene

As BabySkinGlove embarks on her Thickness Challenge, we invite you to share in the love and get a good grab on those butter biscuits tonite. You can always get your daily squats in while you check your gmail. But don't forget to keep your skin tape on while your packing in the Fatkins! Here's a quick peak in2 our hygiene routine from all of us babies to you:

((& always feel free to journal those indulgences))

baby blabber

when news of our first-bojrn Skinglove hit the interwebs last week, our dear friend Jamesie was the first to send a condragulatory video. you can peep his musical love letter to Skinglove here:

apparently someone forgot to let him in on Skinglove's gender identity, but if cruisin' for love in the Mazdarati with Jamesie is in baby's future then who are we to stand in the way? plus if she's a he, at least James can be there to give baby shaving lessons!

Age 3 Bling

So after the purchase of our 1st bojrn Skinglove, we've been working hard on our baby education. Why not bask in the glory of a fucked up American childhood with all the other soccer mamas? Since the cats failed at getting us those much desired trophies, Skinglove better not let us down. It's pageant time!!! Look for Skinglove and all 15 BabySkinGlove cheerleaders on the stage circa 2013, start em young so we can afford that island off Aruba we've been eyeing.

We think it's really awesome that there's a place for turkey-necked pedophiles to judge our babies in bikinis . . . GOAL: attention seeking parent who huffs hairspray! Just following in the footsteps of our heroes.

ADULT INSPR8ION CELEBR8S YOUTH!

THIS IS SO DISTURBING IT CURDLES OUR WOMB

Interests: sucking my thumb, napping, and preparing notes for my therapist. Please pray for America's soul.