the matriarch can sing!!!

we knew our favorite MILF had some performance art tricks up her designer sleeves.



PREACH!, mama. we love OUR friends, too!

let's take a moment to pray

On a scale of one to ten, one being farting at the dentist and ten being sponge bathing your grandparents in a public pool, how uncomfortable do these videos make you?

1. Okay, this one isn't so bad, just makes you wanna have a proper meal with the squasher and have a chat about her childhood:

2. Speaking of childhood, if this one doesn't rot your brain and fill you with shame for Cali then I don't know what will:

VIDEO EMBEDDING FAIL, WORTH CLICKING!

3. Oh this one's not creepy at all, unless you're an oxtail:

Proud Mamas

Introducing the next generation of asymmetrical love muffins! Watch out because she's hit double digitz and we all know it's down-hill from there. This bitch has BSG quality written all over her back-up dancers. Notice the lung strength, the root exposure, the EZ pants, and the creepy boys lurking up above...it's basically our youth on tv all over again.

Thank you Ellen for wearing that amazing scarf... o and gud interview. Copyright that neckbrace because tweens all over America will snatch this idea up faster than a larder over a goat barn:

But hey Miss B, Willow's still a far second to Shaquita: