It's All About the Side-Braid

A fine example of children, cardboard, and color blocking.

Please 4give the anthological discrimin8ion.

Adopt a Puppies & Kittens

4 Downs

a session of Kitty Football

as seen through the lens of Dixie Parden

&under the microscope of BabySkinGlove Mama [or] BB Fellini

(from the closets of VillaVulvaDiva)

ad memoriam of Dolly Parton, Birthday Sex, and the Kennedys

Step Back

After our millinary millin8ions last nite, it was nice to come home to 15 boygirls worth of a puppy pile. We dozed off reminiscing about our career beginnings as back-up dancers. This one's for all our stalkers! All of our love, BSG

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Recap

After our very successful celebration of wedded stupor yesterday (video coming soon to a vimeo near you) we stepped back a moment to remember the bridemaids aka mega friendship. Bustin in2 parties, kissing security gaurds, drinking free bubbly, O to be 17 and British again! Here we are in our hayday, bringing some of that faacionz back 2day.

KO-TOUR

TRUTH it's not quite as thrilling as shark week but oh-em-gee the ever anticip8d faascion week is finally here! While all of you liverpickers were standing in line trying to get your free dry shampoo samples at Lincoln Center, BSG was front row for not one but two xcluxive events... The first was attended by every Hollywood hasbeen from Tinkerbelle to Lassie, the highly hyped:

Canine Couture

Every mama's gotta have her a fluffy accessory...

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The other was just us all over the webz, slowing down youporn traffic. One of our very favourite girlboys MAX STEELE had the girth of wisdom to make us more fame.
Peep Dropping the Feed Dogs Faascionz all over his deliciousness FAGCITY.

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Happy Our

Just a little midday pick-me-up bump for the grind.

Say hello to our cabana boy and your new spirit animal.

If you'd like to hire our fabulous new Unicorn BSG member to clean your pool or your pipes please email us at BabySkinGlove@gmail.com and little boy blue will come galloping!

Bringing Handwriting Back

What a lovely thing to receive in the mail!

Back in 1732 when the founder and Gr8 Gr8 Gr8 Grandmuther of BSG invented handwriting, she predicted that in the 21st century BabySkinGlove would be solely responsible for keeping the postal system in business. Granny always played well with government employees. Here's a quick look back at the glory that was BSG: Emergency! at the Free Art Society a few weeks back. Remember, children, listen to your elders &believe in the power of the future...

House of Style

It was so nice of MTV to come and film us in our natural state. You know hanging out in our lingerie, baking pies, smoking *cough* cigars, reading trashy magazines, taking photos of each others asses, and then going out on the town in our skivvies. It's so true to life that it's making me cry.

Also included is scenes from our resort retreat. Pretending to eat, frolicking in the surf, riding horses, laying on craggy rocks, bad weaves, nightly meditation sessions and all out dance parties. Oh MTV you really are relevant! Don't ever change.

Boom Boom Boom

Recently a little girl on the V asked BabySkinGlove what's it all about. We're guessing that someone asked MIA the same question recently as well. Before you embark on this blog adventure, be warned...it's not always pink inside this world. Here's the video that MIA released this week to her song Born Free. After we got over the initial ginger violence (83% of BSG is indeed redheaded with matching carpet) we sat deep in a new age st8 of wonder. MIA has really inspired us this time with her bom-beats and pow-pops. Okay, the song is sort of bad, but she's srsly made us consider the political side to glamour. Brace yourself Q-T because BabySkinGlove is about to release a really gruesome off-colour GLITTER FREE test of time by the first sprinkler's squirts.

DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH BLOOD AND I DON'T MEAN MENSTRUAL!


M.I.A - BORN FREE VIDEO OFFICIAL (real and explicit version)
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