BSG EMERGENCY!

just because we're famous enough to have a backyard full of chicks and justin timberlake gathering fallen apples to slice & dice for tarts doesnt mean we stop working (ya hear that, amanda bynes?!)!!!

TONIGHT!

8PM

rush on over to the BSG EMERGENCY ROOM !!!

384 Grand Street @ Suffolk, LES

A bevy of hot docs and sexy nurses will be on hand to perform Open Cervix Surgery, Vasextomies, Hypoplastic Gender Reformations, Vaginal Transplants, and Minimally Invasive BoyGirl Insertions for all you courageous genderqueer perverts!

BEFORE:

AFTER!!!

COME ON -- YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!