First of all, dear Fatties, we're so sorry to have gone so Donald Ducky on you! We were all gold-dipped enuff to be shipped out to the Crawford Family Estate on Long Beach Island, NJ for a spontaneous lesson in exfoliation this week-weekend. But we're back & a few shades darker (thank God)!
Now, not that this has happened to any of us, but some extremely educ8ed young boygirl in New Zealand or Connecticut or something sent a little prank mail our way divulging the mystery of the lazy-brained twenty-something. Have your couple read this for yourself:
What can we say, Dr. Old! It has happened to the best of us, the life-long dreams shattered, the record deal falls through, the seams burst because the models found McDonalds, now we have the science to prove . . . it's not your fault that you're a big giant baby.
You're not alone puppy-piler, seems as though plenty of the neighbors squandered their expensive progressive education just as hard as you think you have.
Well BabySkinGlove is here to tell you that not only is moving in with Mom&Pop a gud way to save $$$, it's the perfect time to perfect your blog, let out some seams, and conquer your local dreams! Because if not for big babies, we'd never find teen pregnancy contradictory.
LOL Hampshire College
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