The 420 411

Aloha Beauties, Bikini Zone here.

Over spring break we were spending a lot of time on the beach with Kid Cudi and he promised he would write us a song as long as we promised to do two things: 1. direct the video and 2. debut said video on Baby Skin Glove's blog. Like, duh. We would have done that even if he didn't write the song for us. Which he did. He so did.

remove wet swimsuit to avoid yeast infection

Our Dearest Babies,

We know that the winter is a long and spiteful season; cabs are a must, no suede, booty shorts or stilettos in the snow, and where the fuck areyou going to put that goddamn chinchilla coat? Your loyal cat calls become scarce as nasty thoughts freeze in route from groin to tongue, and someone needs to let ya'll know that "you're beautiful, mami."

We know you're wet and tired and not in a good way, so let us shine a little warmth on you our Nor'easter enduring lovelies of Stuy and Shwick and give you the total surf report from the Big Island.

Ladies it's time to get that Brazillian, this is the Bikini Zone!

gud9

shit* *drugs (duh)

"Today I sold 10 stamps of LSD to a little kid at the grade school
who was not even nine years old."

Yesterday, BabySkinGlove received an anonymous package from the pacific islands in the mail. Inside was a copy of the most life-changing cautionary tale ever penned by an anonymous author, full of cautionary comments scribbled by the anonymous sender. This new, annotated edition of Go Ask Alice is sure to make its way around the BSG circle like VD, and will forever alter our view of parents, 'yeast orange rolls', and uppers.

(spoiler alert)

also, Justin Bieber is a MONSTER