Famous People Hacking My Diary Alert

Giant paper mache heads aren't the only thing filling up the basement at the moment... prepare yourself 4 a major #trend boygirls. B4 I unveil, let me remind you that 2012 is the year of fearlessness, a year to embrace the risk, so get ready to embrace the BabySkinGlove form of

Adult Babies.

After a groundbreaking birth of our dear niece, 37 year old Lil Baby, and the continuous eye we've been keeping on the 90s slash LA, it wasn't long before we unearthed this little gem of internet stalking, Peggy Noland. Emails exploding with hearts pending. Even Madonna got in on the action during that game thing this weekend:

As we puppy piled in gr8 mdma induced anticip8ion 4 the big homoerotic fest of pop last night, we couldn't help but wet the bed. In case you missed it, scroll down for the full Church o Madonna experience to indulge in&&& is it just me or is MIA and her gum chewing the spookiest sexiest thing to happen to my libido this close to Valentines Day?

NEVER B4 RELEASED SORTA

I don't care what you say about her appropriated meats uninspired style and lackluster eye glaze, girl understands a play-on-wurds YUM

PUBIC CERVIX ANNOUNCEMENT

all of us boygirls in babyskinglove understand the importance of taking care of our (hot) bodies cuz like duh we need them to be in tip-top shape for all the acrobatix, arcylix, booty-shakin' and baby-makin' a career like ours requires. thats why we wanted to let our beloved fans in on some very important information for those oft-neglected cervixes we know ya'll have:

LETS TALK PAP SMEARS!

ok so like yeah it kinda sucks wearin' a paper gown and layin' legs spread with those duck lips jammed inside yr cunt when you'd rather just have some hottie's fist up there (can i get an "amen"?) BUT for reals tho its so important to get yearly paps to help in the screening of hpv and possible cervical cancers. plus, its extra extra extra special that our beloved trannie fans with cervixes get paps, too. you hear that boys? just cuz that stuff in there doesnt match what youre frontin' on the streets (or in between the sheets....) doesnt mean you can neglect it! we want ohsomuch for you to be healthy in that hot body so you dont have to miss any of our performances!

for more information on pap smears for trans guys and anyone with a cervix, chk this site here.

for places to get affordable, queer and trans-affirmative healthcare in the new york area, chk out callen-lorde.

for some REALLY AWESOME photos of one woman's 25 year old cervix over the course of her monthly cycle -- chk out this awesome blog!

for ways to make your kinky play more medically inclined (how many times has your sex partner lathered up a speculum for some hot play, huh?)-- or to put a kinky spin on those pesky medical exams (your doc doesnt have to know your elaborate medical fantasy if it helps you thru the process!), please refer all titillating questions and potential first dates to wesley flash (clearly).