Renaming the Baby 2day

PROPER USE OF GLASS--->

Gaga's not the only one in posthumous meetings with McQueen, after we made a Met appearance last week, every ghost from Queeny to Marilyn have been making room in the puppy pile for inspir8ion. We called Koh for advice but his machine was fucking full.

Meanwhile back on twitter, Yoko and Cher r duking it out to see who can be the kookiest kook to get kooked on. All this kooking obvs made Rayn miss us so thank you PS1 for our private screening and lots of Kmart kisses. Don't miss the show boygirls, it'll be as loose as your God mother!

We're planning to merge our outfits with out Maid of Honor duties. Don't worry, we'll bring TrashHeapInLatin a dress too! xxx

Get Ur FISH ON

THIS IS LIKE REALLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION 4 UR SEXUAL FUTUREAnd now here's some help 4 those hot Staycations on Rockastay...don't 4get 2 look us up when ur ridin that A train, BSG will be @ our new Rockaway TIME SHARE every weekend thru August. That's rite boygirls, TIME SHAREs are as hot as the leather on your vespa's seat rite now so you mite wanna think about boarding this boat because ur basically making enough ca$hmoney by buying a time share that you can and will get a boat.

a little pussy teasing, katy:



Talk about FUPA (fat upper pussy area, duh):

SPONTANEOUS BABYSKINGLOVE FOTO SHOOT 4 U:
Here's a quick vid we pulled off the Enquirer's website...it's soooooo 1994 when tabloids think that catching celebrities fall is embarassing, suckas!