Coutdown/Math: One Week=Five More Days!

That's right you squiggly little toe tuckers and knee knockers, in less than a week you'll have something besides youporn and google to drool over once you've nested down into that sand sack you call a mattress all liver lickered and plum parched... We know how desperately you want to scratch that itch, but good things happen to little girls who are patient. Here's a little below the belt/behind the scenes itching we dug up just for you. You can go ahead and pin either your mother or your girlfriend's head on top of these bodies, whatever floats your boat, we won't tell Cupid while we're whispering in his ear on Sunday nite.


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