Fool-Proof

Have a seat my darling dears, we're only here to help. Sometimes you have troubles. Sometimes BabySkinGlove goes by the name Abby and you can just go ahead and Dear us any time you like. Just in case your father didn't sit you down and give you the birds and bees talk, all fifteen of us are here to set you gay:

Dear BabySkinGlove,
I need your advice. What's a girl to do when she's been with her boyfriend for several days, and several nights, and of course they've had gratifying sex many times. Then he departs to his home for a few hours, and asks his girlfriend to come over. They haven't seen each other in 4 hours. She comes over, happy as ever, sits down to his computer to check her e-mail, and sees in his search engine that he's just been watching porn. Why would this be necessary, considering that the girlfriend coming over meant the couple would have sex soon anyway? Does this mean the girl's boyfriend is just outrageously horny, is dissatisfied with the sex he has with his girlfriend, or is he doing it so that the next time they have sex, he will last longer? Please tell me what to think, as I do not know if (in this hypothetical situation) the girl should be flattered, offended, or simply accept the boyfriend's behavior as typically male (or dog-like.)

I await anxiously for your response.

Sincerely,
Search Engine Saga
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Dear Search Engine Saga, our blessed little bee,

Relationships are so tricky! The l8-nite calls, the sexts, the breaking into each others email accounts, the stolen credit cards, the shredded credit card bills, it's a lot to take on at such a young age. But one thing you must always remember when embarking on a serious relationship (first and foremost) is that pornography is like a blessing from the internet Gods. It's like the gift you wanted on your seventh Xmas but your parents kept saying "You'll shoot your eye out!" which just lead you to stealing it from the local gun shop anyways. Your boyfriend clearly loves you. He is clearly an upstanding citizen with a good-sized cock and he can grow a full beard. All men have an unnatural and inherent desire to once in awhile or twice in a while or like daily to see some raunchy-ass face-banging cum-swallowing hardcore girl on girl on girl on guy action. And no matter how much testosterone is in each little ballsac of his, one can never hold the enjoyment of porn against any other being, man woman child or animal. I recommend you yourself take a look at one of our sponsored sites www.youporn.com, a most wonderful and useful tool for maintaining independence and achieving enlightenment. And if you are still unsure of how to handle this little pickle, you can always try fisting...at least that's what FreakButt says. 98% of Americans and 100% of BSG surprisingly really like fisting.

All of our love and rainbows,
BabySkinGlove