Pussy Dreams

In case you were thinking about being a this for that day that's like the poor man's everyday for us

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here's a quick powerpoiunt from our young kitty enthusiast, wise beyond her years:

Verbs Can Be Queer 2

Take action boygirls...the squares have our pronouns, don't let them take over our verbs next! It's just not fair, it's gone 2 far, b4 u know it those squares will be making us regularize our insulin abuse and limiting seasonal depression highs.  In case any of you were getting ur winter vocab ready, learn sumthin about rimes from white girls who speak English real gud:

Hot Daughter Alert

Be always careful, whiplash affects even the most prepared children scouts. Break out ur heart hair and jumpsuits because this one is going on the fridge:

Glitter Pillow Activities

With costumes on the brain and candy in hand, no pair can define Halloween better than babies and showgirls! Here's a couple exciting announcements to keep you in your panties as the landlord kicks up the heat... I know we took out sweet time to announce this but we had to really revel and recover from celebrating 15 YEARS OF SHOWGIRLS! Our gud friends at [insert unrecognized blog name here] were sober enough to type up all those lyfe lessons that Jessie Spano brought 2 our youth with 7 IMPORTANT LESSONS LEARNED FROM SHOWBOYGIRLS! We also went ahead and read the fine print 4 u and we in advance disagree with Mr. Milk's lesson #8: Don't trust strippers. Shame on you, lactose-wed!

But don't stop your interwebgyrations there, here's a gr8 way to kill 79 hours just like BSG did (collectively). It's that time of the month, ovul8rs! Gap kids competitions! Don't think we missed out on the fun, Can you spot the BSG wee?

Sigh-Kick Messaj

Dear Rayn,

It's been like WAY 2 long. We heard you'd be in town next week and we totes require ur presen(ts/ce)! Guest wing completed, beds made, come on ova. We'll poke some smot, cat some pets, and manipedi everything just like in historical times. We dug out this little note you sent us back in 1989 when we needed some molding:

Golly, that was bak when Sesame Street was still way behind the times!

Thank God 4 Nigeria keeping us P-fucking-C. Speaking of which, who's in2 getting more email so they look way more popular...EVERY1 SHUD B!

Anyways, we know ur super duper busy but we've got all the cats lined up and w8ing which according to the NYTimes is like totally normal and all of u poodles & pits out there can just chill because and I quote, cats are the shit. Cat people have become symbolic of a community eschewed and a hyper-engagement with oneself. They represent the profound danger of growing so independent in New York that it’s not merely that you don’t need anyone — it’s that you don’t know how to need anyone.

tabbies&tuna&teardrops

ur everything fan,

BabySkinGlove

& all of our fans full of positive messages:

A few years ago Bjork, Gaga and Courtney Love all got together to kiss the Blarney Stone and to be fitted for matching corsets. Some absynthe was involved, things got out of hand, and now BabySkinGlove is stuck rearing yet another of their pre-me concept babies. Kerli is currently running amock at HQ, preparing the cats for takeoff and RUINING our best petticoats.

At least we've been able to teach her a few things about being nuts and looking it:









And as a special treat, one of the best comments ever committed to youtube:

schoolgirl9078
3 weeks ago 103
my late sister was always the one into this kind of stuff. in the past month and a half since her death, i'm finding myself liking her interests more and more. i think my sister is living on inside me.

SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN!

our dearest darlingest jamesie sent us this lil tidbit of news about his lyfe today.

oh boo we are so proud of you finally coming out on the cover of the new TRANSmag CANDY!!! what's CANDY, you ask? well its only the "the first fashion magazine ever completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transsexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations."now we HAFTA get our little paws on one of those 1000 issues -- mmmhmmm! i wonder if the Original Plumbing boys know about this?

this track goes out to you, babyjamesie. you're one step closer to our team!!! now SING IT OUT AND PROUD!

Nailed It!

We're bleeding hearts, what can we say. We care about maps in Iraq and such as well as education in Chinese countries. Here's a clip of us competing in a recent drag ball: