When All Else Fails

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Fat Camp Blues

It's not just you, we all feel the sweater w8 packing on and now that we're thru with summer and graduated our respective fat camps almost six lbs liter total, we're here to help you keep that number in the 3 dijits. Please refer to our helth gurus in times of need:

Newsflash: Back fat is in.

For more information about HELTH, come on down to the seminar

(k)no(w)2

Greenpoint Open Studios

Sunday Oct 3 7pm

@Lutheran Church of the Messiah

Book Signing @YES Gallery, Greenpoint Friday @8

And next week, don't 4get 2 check out some of our fan clubs beautiful tributes to helth:

FAT KIDZ ON FIRE

Congratul8ions, Ur an Aunt...

Boyfriends are Girlboys Too

trend alert: EQUALITY FOR THE SEXES. the USA government this week leniated laws on foot binding, AND said boys could babysit! Finally, this subculture will have it's day in the sun.


Go get 'em peddies!

Butter Lesson 101

After years of searching, BabySkinGlove has finally loc8ed the little babies we gave up for adoption almost a decade ago. I guess this answers the nurture versus nature question. We couldn't be more proud (although we're having trouble understanding these boygirls with the atrocious accents they're fussin with)!

FROM THE VAULT

MOAN & BIRTHDAY, AGE 14.

Here's 2 Stoopit!

SJP called and wanted to tell us about her weekend, this is what we learned:

BAD ART is now casting!

OMFG BSG is SO gonna win this year!

...and then there's this:

BROOKLYN AIR SEX CHAMPIONSHIP

where moaning becomes an art

Our choice song? Duh.

GET UR WAR ON

I JUST WANT HIM TO MARRY ME

UH-OH!

NEW TREY SONGZ ALBUM, BITCHES!!!

PASSION, PAIN, & PLEASURE

NOW DOWNLOAD THAT SHIT AND GET TO FUCKIN', YA HEAR?

THIS JUST IN: BabySkinGlove now endorses Betty White

KO-TOUR

TRUTH it's not quite as thrilling as shark week but oh-em-gee the ever anticip8d faascion week is finally here! While all of you liverpickers were standing in line trying to get your free dry shampoo samples at Lincoln Center, BSG was front row for not one but two xcluxive events... The first was attended by every Hollywood hasbeen from Tinkerbelle to Lassie, the highly hyped:

Canine Couture

Every mama's gotta have her a fluffy accessory...

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The other was just us all over the webz, slowing down youporn traffic. One of our very favourite girlboys MAX STEELE had the girth of wisdom to make us more fame.
Peep Dropping the Feed Dogs Faascionz all over his deliciousness FAGCITY.

ready or not

learn sumthin, bitches -- we know ya'll played that miseducation album on repeat for 2 years.

(NOTE 1st two videos removed due to content aka even the internet paparazzi's us)

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