iZONE Plz

See you for 20 minutes on frisat. xx

FREE MEAT

We apologize for the delay in posts.  It's always good to ignore things for a short time, they love you more when you come back to them.  This Friday we want to see you again, it's like we're obsessed with you or watching you from right outside your house or nothing like that at all.

Aftermath

Wheat Chapel Premiere

A Bird in the Bays Worth a Ball in the Bush

RIP Cardinals.

In Case This Is Still Ur Homepage

http://Elimin8ing_Text

DREAM CHILD

Kitty Power, Packing Inspired

Things like this make me live.

kitty-models are just mega plus these days, totally clearsonix.

Witching Our

getting full and prepped 4 the green screen 2moro, been live tweeting everything else.  xo

Another Nite @the Opera

Ballerina Rhapsody Suxxess

Brian Mcknight

Spirit Animal

Because!

Us zen people sometimes say it rains in the sunshine because I'm about to inherit a beach. So don't worry all you Annie-thinkers, your time is coming and it all starts with the Queen.

Happy Sunday

Just us & Freddie thinking about right now.

My World: Trey Songz

Have you ever experienced your wildest desires come to total orgasmic fruition? Have you ever looked into the eyes of the Lord and realized he was the most attractive man on the entire universe and his soul is literally saving yours every time he blinks? Have you ever obliterated all of your social expectations & understandings in a moment of musical completion? If you answered no to any of these questions then you are NOT familiar with the perfection that is

Trey Songz.

Gasp. I know. Please remain sitting and take off all of your clothes.

Trey is my relationship-celebrity exception tenbillionfold. Trey, light of my life/fire of my loins, was just interviewed by VMan and we want to remind him to booty call us any fucking moment of any fucking day any time ever. BabySkinGlove can confirm

TREY SONGZ INVENTED SEX.

...& you should probably just go ahead and surrender.

LEZ B REAL

We know you're all wondering what happened to -SPOILER ALERT- Willam last week on Drag Race...rumors are piling up: heroine, blogging, dirty dancing, hormones, designer endorsements, the typical RuPaul gossip.

Well BabySkinGlove has all of your answers. Our lawyer was quick to obtain a copy of the contract and let us know what exactly is and isn't allowed on set. The document actually looks a lot like one of those weird forwards from your aunt about weird laws in Kansas. For example, no one is allowed to develop serious feelings for a past contestant but group foreplay is encouraged. RuPaul's middle name is never to be revealed and getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. Every contestant is also required to have no less than one ounce of glitter on their person at ALL times.

So boygirls and girlboys, after obtaining the contract we got really high on Eucalyptus and accidentally signed it too...therefore well we can't tell you either. However we can say it's probably our fault Willam left, she just couldn't keep away from the pornographic blogoshpere for three whole weeks. We promise that as soon as Willam calls back, she'll be truth telling like cray right here. Keep watchreading. xo

Not to mention BabySkinGlove has been (technically) in charge of all decisions made behind the scenes of Drag Race since Day 1. We're just really really gud9 at keeping secrets ;)

NAME THOSE B-LISTERS

As you're waking up to a torn leotard with your tap shoes hanging from the telephone line out your window, here's a jam for your morning toast n coffee that'll inspire your nightlyfe all day. Work that 80 degree eyeliner fatties.

CUTE ALERT

Just thought you could use this.

K-Pop

Groove harder...

& if you've got the boredom funds, k-poppurtunity is there for u, remake their video for a free trip 2 south korea!

Mens Faasion Upd8

Really having a Fellini flip/out right now...

CRUSH ALERT: MAT(T)

MAT(T) is our very special investor who has given us loads of teddy bears and flags. It has come to our attention that (s)he's on to our trending. There is mutual belief in one another here you know.

So this is how you make me feel, in three parts:

1/style

2/personal Dior/

3/fish

GOT THAT?!

Wet Dream

R u keeping your dream journal by your bedside? Here r 2 for the darkness from our dear enemy of the state Jean Paul Gaultier...

&speaking of dolls, we've got your weekly taxidermy fix as well thanks to Nathalie Ellner YUM

Baeuty Sale

Give your feet a rest from all that brienniarmomary art speak and take a Mariah moment to get back in touch with your keyboard. The beauty binger you really need (since we're supposedly going high art these days) aw8s ur familial click.

And now back to the trash trending,

talkin' shop

not surprisingly, trans men actually have the same conversations about their junk.



ps. bab's totally got the vaguvination surge -- look at that sly grin!

L8 to the party

we were too bizzy making career moves yesterday to pay homage to International Womyn's Day



but we did spend some time learning to speak politics in order to understand this little ditty about FEMINISM.



plz submit your music video reviews to professor flash by 4pm 2day.

cosmic potential

with neptune all up in pisces and the virgo moon on the horizon, its time to charge those crystalz and start manifesting abundance!

"Mite I Suggest A Career Change?"

it's a good day when youtube fills your inbox.

Movie Nite

We all know that Angelina's leg won best Oscar for everything last nite but here at VillaVulvaDiva we've been casting our own shadows on the movie-goer lightness. If you ask us, the Aca-duh-my Awards were nothing less than a good reason to dress up and no1 on that rug had watched the nominees more thoroughly than we did.

CONGRATUL8IONS TREE OF LIFE
for winning the Personal BabySkinGlove 2012 Aca-duh-my Award for best everything ever.

Never before has a film been our everything aesthetic. Shame on you Oscar for not leaping into Malick's arms. From creation to destruction, we're not the only ones with the cosmos on our minds it seems. Our Bulgarian chapter (after finishing her term in a convent at the completion of this movie) sent us a beautifully enlightened revewe.

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Tree of Life would also be a meditation on the sublime in terms of eternal life force as it is connected with natural cycles: think that the family in Waco is just a microcosm of life force as manifest in a family unit, and the various directions in which humans, as opposed to other creatures, can embrace their existence (there, humanity: ie, nature vs grace.) Nature would be the way of the father (Brad), succumbing to jealousy, violence, irrationality of human emotion, failed ambition, human creation: music, art, etc., inability to show love because of awkwardness. Sean Penn took after his father as a boy in his inability to grow up gracefully, but struggled with the different phases of boyhood into manhood. The Mother-- a classic emblem of Pre-Raphaelite meticulous obsession with nature (i.e. "love ever leaf, etc")-- and Romanticism, through representations of her communion with nature, and sometimes metaphysical qualities: the way of "Grace," meaning allowing the trials of human existence to enter her life without objection but still with emotion, since she is a human. But in the end she says "I give my son to you" meaning to God, which is her Grace. The film goes through the creation of the universe and cosmos from celestial bodies to the big bang, to the development of plant and oceanic life, to dinosaurs, to us and ends with the meeting of souls on the shores of eternity after death. So we as humans are shown as creatures that developed from a linear (if not random) series of events, but the film implies these events were nonetheless determined by God, or at least are a part of our own spirituality, since they imply our origin, and our souls as capable of entering a metaphysical sphere post mortem. Other meditations on growing up, distractions that take us on a variety of life paths, our limited ability to choose those paths, the interconnection not only of family members but of all individuals (having all originated from the same life force), and culture as a human creation, antithetical to grace, but very much a determiner in the course of our brief lives. Don't know if that was anything you had not already thought of. I will find some articles for you.

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Let's just say that this amazing piece of visual history 4gives all of Brangelina's ego quests for procreating proficiently. May you walk with weightlessness and grace for the rest of the Februarys.

LYFE&DEATH

We all know that babies are hardcore trending since the birth of
Blue Ivy

(why didn't anyone mention she looks exactly like me?),

Kourtney's official girl-bump,

and even some of our own are busily becoming the first of second cousins but we must not 4get that where there is a beginning there is always an end (are exorcisms trending next, Nicki?). I think this beautiful Mama will sum it all up for you right here in this number (I recommend watching this video with the lights on, in the middle of the day, not alone, and having your BFF on speeddial):

If that woke the baby, get her rested again with the nation's #1 dad and his #1 bromance who's been hiding in the editing studio with some well-placed models and strobes while Beyonce's is down the hall training Blue for her Grammies.

FR3SH_KYLL_IN IT