Mourning

It's a sad day when the things we love disappear in2 the fashion abyss of the past.

We say a noble farewell to
Tao Commes de Garcons.

Zen[ith] Prep

Ok spudheads, get ready to get zen AND get in2 shape! No, I'm not talking about couch pilates, I mean right from birth!

Check out our new guru Lena Fokina with our newest little bundles of joy!

To answer your question, YES! Cries&Cries WILL be holding a very top secret and sort of legal seminar on baby swinging yoga at our zen retreat [H]OM[o]/e on March 5-6. And if you're lucky...you'll be able to catch cat yoga too!

But if you're aching for a sneak peak and some immedi8 hi-happiness rite now, a little bit of prepwork is always encouraged. Get comfy and let us know

How this pans out.

Hopefully you'll feel as gud9 as our #inspir8ionoftheweek Mickalene Thomas:

HBD DP!

from 15 queens to another...babyskinglove would just like to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
DOLLY PARTON!

in order to achieve ZEN

you gotta be bad
you gotta be bold
you gotta be wiser...
you gotta be hard
you gotta be tough
you gotta be stronger....
you gotta be cool
you gotta be calm
you gotta stay 2gethr

pump it loud and sing it proud!



1999 was such a good year for GIRLPOWERZEN!

Private Inspir8ion Leak!

HERE'S WHAT WE LEARNED IN CLASS 2DAY ABOUT THE FUTURE:

THE ROC

as we hunker down to lose a few (& we're not talking backfat, ya hear?), we thought it only proper to decorate our cunts & get on with the pussy worship as some of our cherished boygirls prepare their journey II men.

Evidence

#hi11

Confessions of a Bad Blogger

My wee little willies and doodles,

I know it's been like mega long time since we upd8d u & ur all at home letting ur little eyes swell with tears just w8ing W8ING 4 the next bloggo. We have no excuse. Decemberibbean got the better of us and we neglected our fans while we rubbed the leftover potato skins on our lips up and down giggling about suxess and plotting revenge on the boys club. Can u ever 4give us?

BabySkinGlove solemnly swears by her every last pubic curl to make 2011 the year of the blog. 2nite we bring you best ofs, highlites, costume peaks, & gossip from the past, just 4 YOU.

More to come after bonbons and shark week reruns...

Blood Moon: It's That Time of the Millenium!

2night is the beginning of the end. For the first time in like, one million years there will be a lunar eclipse coinciding with the winter solstice. This is bad news for human people, but great news for BSG, due to our high population of Watchers of the Rapture. How else could this mixtape maven be named Time's lady of the year? Or this match contracted in heaven start having doubts?

Revewes

2 SHOWS DOWN, 2 2 GO

SOME CROWD HIGHLITES:

*I'm so hungry.

*I'm so confused.

*I'm so terrified.

*Everyone is in on the conspiracy.

*I found potato chips in my pocket this morning.

*I'm thinking about going red.

*The Apple references reminded me of the universe.

*I miss my mom.

*I think they have a chicken under there.

*How many people are in here?!

*It's obviously over.

*I think I'm gonna be sick.

*It definitely wasn't boring.

*You're all a little bit crazy.

*Aggressive . . . in a good way.

*Epic.

SECRET SHOW ADDED TONITE @10PM FOR TWO SPECIAL GUESTS

JAMESIE & LOURDES

COME EXPERIENCE!